Here's a little sunshine for you Scott. You may blow it where you wish.

Isn't it a peculiar linguistic anomaly that if someone blows it up your it's a good thing but if someone says to blow it out your it's a bad thing?

Bet none of you will be eating THOSE donuts ever again.

Ichazod,
I shall be more than happy to clean out your oven.

(NB: Don't worry everyone, I have just finished reading Hansel and Gretel and have a cunning plan... )

So, yeah, Ichazod...
Just let me know when and I'll pop on by...

Gonz
:carrot:

Gonzolo,
Thou art truly great in the way of the dancing banana, and there is little I can do to compete with such power and majesty.
I only hope that one day, I too can learn the ways of the Bannana Ramba, Samba and
Cha Cha.
:banana:

Well, that wasn't too bad. Can I get in the kitchen now?

Sable

Sable,
your bananas remain great, but cannot compare to mine.
Behold!
:banana:
:banana:
However, all is not lost.
I do take on apprentices in the ways of the dancing banana for a small fee.
But be wary, for the path ahead is far from smooth and only the most dedicated will survive.
For more details do not hesitate to contact me or any of my fully trained staff.
Gonz
:carrot:
(my energies are now also being concentrated on the ways of the dancing carrot. Soon I will be all powerful...)

ps I am currently working the bananas overtime in order to harness their power so that I might gain access to the kitchen.
Sable, thou hast proven thineself most worthy thus far in the art.
I shall keep thee posted...

Ah, great is thy power Great Gonzolo of the Mediocre. I do hope that one day, my carrots and bananas can tango as yours do now. Perhaps together we can enter the Great Kitchen "oh Great Kitchen be hailed" (say this twice, gargle with carrot juice and repeat). Till then, let my bananas do that thing they do, so that they may bring joy and happiness and help me take over the world.



Sable of the dancing men

Gonz, Have you ever read my rewrite of Hansel & Gretel?


Come on by anytime, you can check it out while your cleaning the oven

I heard on the grapevine, they scratch their rears while cooking, never kill roaches and always spit in the food of people who ask annoying questions.
Just kidding. Congrats scott.

Hey, I started the only thread here that has not been locked. That's a switch for me, eh?

Wait, wait...I can see it comin' now.

-dodging the lock

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Who's responsible???

It's okay, we taught them how to swim.

Scott congrats!!!When is the
also is it BYOB or can we just have and