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On 2007-03-16 15:50, Doug Higley wrote:
Pork Rules. We should spray it into the atmosphere.


I like to broil about 6-8-10-12 nice thin chops, put em in a bowl and eat them like potato chips. Just gnaw em right off the bone.
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I keep kosher. Moderator, Please change all of Doug's pork references to dog.
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There ain't nothin like pork fat. I could cook 15 roasts just to eat the fat of the edges. YUMMMY and then to do my part and help the needy, I can send the rest to the starving islamic children.

Is it ok for them to eat it if I got rid of the fat for them?
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On 2007-03-16 16:02, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
I keep kosher. Moderator, Please change all of Doug's pork references to dog.


Dog Chops aren't bad either. Just got to marinate em in Manishevitz and slather them with Lawry's seasoning salt. Your Happy, G-D's Happy, it's a win/win.
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Ps. Doug, I PM'd you to tell you I thought the atmosphere line was awesome
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Mmmm... Mutt-n-chops... Arrrrrrrh.
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My high school once put on The Sound of Music. Since we had several Jewish students, the Nazis were changed to Hippies.
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HA!!!!
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Haha...they inserted the song "Peace on you too"
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Oh by the way MAK...I got the PM. Thankyou.
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I sent you a PM to that effect and included a comment about "Odor Eaters" also banned in Iran. Don't miss it! Check your PM box!
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This all makes me so glad I am near the end of my time on this planet.
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...and not living in the UK =P
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If political correctness cared to be correct 'the huffing and puffing and blowing your house down' would be performed by someone in a hijab.


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If you haven't already, read Mark Steyn's book, America Alone. It's an entertaining read.
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My high school once put on The Sound of Music. Since we had several Jewish students, the Nazis were changed to Hippies.


WHAT THE....?!?!?!?!? I can see it now. As the Van Tramp family races off to freedom, the hippies try to stop them by throwing flowers at them and screaming "Make love, not war!". Absurd indeed.

California, if memory serves me right, once had rules for real estate agents to make them more PC. One was that they could not refer to the main bedroom as the MASTER bedroom as it might offend blacks. Another one stated that they could not say that the home had a magnificent view because it might upset the blind. There were others, but I can't remember them right off.
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And Ann Coulter now has to use 'kindling' or 'sticks of wood' when she's burning witches.

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On 2007-03-16 07:58, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
Do the puppies face Mecca and pray, during the play?

BTW as a Jew, hearing that pig story ruined my childhood. As did the rhyme "Little Jack Horner". How would he get into heaven with such unclean hands?


He didn't. He was a thief. I saw a Disney cartoon once on the stories "behind" the Mother Goose rhymes. Jack stole from his king and lived to regret it.

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On 2007-03-16 14:14, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
I'm working on setting up a politically correct sideshow. I already have a bearded person, a physically challenged head, a person with elevated levals of "bad cholesterol", and a snake bodied American. In addition, I will have a live webcam feed of a farm-raised, free range, chupacabra. Watch as his dagger like claws, and razor teeth, rip into organic soy burgers and vitamin supplements.


I remember a cartoon in "Macintosh for Dummies" that had a sideshow. One of the exhibits was; "The Guy Who Bought A PC Because He Believed It Worked Like A Mac!"

Don't forget to get that guy!
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On 2007-03-17 23:26, plasticdestiny wrote:
And Ann Coulter now has to use 'kindling' or 'sticks of wood' when she's burning witches.

Destiny


I am sure there is a political correct expression for witches.
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Our southern "neighbors" are systematically stealing our nation from under us without firing a shot and Europe's "Mideastern" neighbors seem to be doing the same over yonder. I suppose we can emigrate to Australia where they still have the manly pomegranates to tell immigrants that they are welcome to leave if they don't like the Aussie culture the way it is. What I wouldn't give for a group of national leaders like that!
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