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daffydoug
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I swear it's true. After midnight, when the house is quiet, and everything's settled down, cats become possessed by this spirit that compels them to jump up on the lap of their human, and just knead the crap out of them. And it happens every night when the clock strikes twelve. Speaking from personal experience here as I type, real time.
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My cat always seems to get the urge to jump on my lap and lick my face just before the urge to go potty hits. Needless to say, she gets very upset about this. Never mind that the very act of her jumping up on me helps to make it all happen. Afterwards, she and I sit together on the couch and just fall asleep.

As for being possessed, when are they NOT? After all, they are full of themselves. My cat complains about the least little thing and has absolutely no idea how good she has it.
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My cat, 7 months old now, always goes for the nose, she licks it twice and nibbles on it. Very possessed.
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Midnight. The "witching hour," remember? They *do* become possessed.

Just further proof of my theory that cats = Satan.

Note my avatar. I was just able to catch this one in time. Someone snapped a photo just as I was trapping the little devil in my backpack. No telling what it would it have done had it escaped!
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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I have 6 cats...o-em-gee. If you tripple that...666

I have to kill these cats
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On 2007-03-18 16:21, Blindside785 wrote:
I have 6 cats...o-em-gee. If you tripple that...666



No.... actually if you triple 6 you get 18. LOL

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Cramping my style...yo Smile
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Blindside,

Your math may have been off but you've got Cats figured out anyway. LOL

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Cats are the only creatures on earth that are capable of the "spontaneous freak-out" syndrome. To better understand this concept, think of it as similar to "spontaneous combustion." It is what separates cats from the other lowly species on this earth.

That, and the fact that they can wash themselves. Which I find odd.
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On 2007-03-18 21:13, Patrick Differ wrote:
Cats are the only creatures on earth that are capable of the "spontaneous freak-out" syndrome.


Proof of Patricks theory exists here... http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1174......Reporter

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Tim
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That cat was bound determined to hit the floor!
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There's a viral video showing a cop trying to get a cat adopted from the local animal shelter. Eventually the cat freaks out and tries to escape. As part of its (evil) plan, the cat climbs up the officer's leg in a spiral, digging in claws the whole way, eventually reaching at least one very sensitive area (I'll leave that to your imagination) and digging in DEEP! I will try to locate the clip and put it up here.
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On 2007-03-18 16:21, Blindside785 wrote:
I have 6 cats...o-em-gee. If you tripple that...666

I have to kill these cats

You will have to kill them 54 times since cats have 9 lives. That's a lot of work!!!
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Possesion means you have evil spirits. According to the Bible, If you drive out an evil spirit, it will search the land to find a new home. When it doesn't, it will return to it original home that is now nice and clean and bring with it 6 more evil spirits that are worse than itself.

Now do the math:

6 cats (X) 7 lives = 54 Cat lives, (X) 7 evil spirits = 378 evil spirits. Call the Ghost Busters already!!!
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Dang!! Correction:

6 cats (X) 9 lives = you know the rest
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This would make a good movie!
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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My friend has a cat that is usually the sweetest thing in the world... but eeevvvvverrrry once in a while when you walk up to pet it, it jumps three feet into the air and bolts.

Her other kitty has kitty-AIDS.=[
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Cats are fun. We have 4 and they are just so funny. The freak out, the FUSS ME, the It's my seat. There are so many things they do. The other day one took offence to a can of pop (soda). He bit straight into it the can, two good puncture holes. Then leapt a good 8 feet sideways as the pop sprayed out on him. He spent about an hour cleaning himself.

Oh, and after 12, all 4 go nuts, they chase anything, even if it is not there.
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On 2007-03-19 17:55, acmp wrote:
Oh, and after 12, all 4 go nuts, they chase anything, even if it is not there.


How do they know we moved the clocks ahead an hr last week? LOL

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