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rossmacrae Inner circle Arlington, Virginia 2464 Posts 
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On 2007-03-20 19:21, dpe666 wrote: EEEEwwwww!
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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When he shows up, he asks the parents if they have any funny props (the kind a clown might use) around.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2492 Posts
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I will never forget the year that the clown's convention in Kansas City, accidently placed John Wayne Gacy (in make-up) on the cover of thier convention brochure. Many of the clowns were very angry. I understand why.
Magic is like Science,
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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Cliff, I was trying to lighten the mood. Thanks a lot!
In the words of rossmacrae: EEEEwwwww!
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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After talking with Josh...
Anyone seen the movie "Vulgar"? About a clown who has and adult character (vulgar) who does special "calls" when the birthday parties aren't paying enough. |
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Marvello Inner circle It's amazing how little I can say in 1612 Posts
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The best clown movie ever is "Shakes the Clown."
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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MagiClyde Special user Columbus, Ohio 871 Posts
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You know you've hired the wrong clown when he not only uses ribbed and lubricated "balloons", but the only shapes he knows how to make have a striking similarity to certain parts of the human anatomy.
His nickname is "Chester". He keeps humming the tune to Jingle Bells under his breath...and it's July!
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3335 Posts
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I live in a great place. This guy is for real. He used to be a lot more active, but I'm sure his... um... services... are still available:
http://www.ouchytheclown.com/ I love San Francisco!
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2492 Posts
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Hey Gaddy....
That clown is sick.
Magic is like Science,
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MagiClyde Special user Columbus, Ohio 871 Posts
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At least he's an honest, sick clown!
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
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airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts
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Don't you know that there's a federal law that dictates all lists on The Internets must be "Top Ten"? Seriously, there are two items too many on this list.
On the other hand... Brags about being the real-world inspiration for Stephen King's "IT".
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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"We all float down here!"
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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On 2007-03-22 12:40, airship wrote: Top 10? That's so old school... So letterman... Welcome to the even dozen generation Airship! LOL! Lyndel  |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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Top 10 lists are the work of people trying to undermine good old fashioned American measuring with the metric system.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
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