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harris
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While picking up a rental car (while mine is getting body work)

I came up with the following bit.

Must be nice having a car rental(Enterprise) in a body shop.
Sort of like having dunkin donuts in a police station.

Can anyone suggest other bits such as..

like having a _____ in a ______.

Thanks in advance.

Harris
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A lake in a tackle store
an umbrella stand in an aviary
a health food shop in a tailors
a pillow store in a lecture hall
a sledgehammer department in a computer store
a funeral directors in an extreme sports outlet.
a bib store in a kebab house
a kebab house in a pub
a pub in a lady's fashion store.
marriage guidance in a brothel

George
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