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Salby
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LOS ANGELES: Here is a place I make something disappear in THICK air!!!
You know how to make God laugh?........... Tell him your plans!!!
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A woman is like a deck of cards. YOu need a HEART to love her, A DIAMOND to marry her, A CLUB to beat her and A SPADE to bury her Smile

I don't know who originated this, but I was definitely amused by it Smile

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On 2007-06-07 21:14, KobiHasOneEye wrote:
A woman is like a deck of cards. YOu need a HEART to love her, A DIAMOND to marry her, A CLUB to beat her and A SPADE to bury her Smile
I don't know who originated this, but I was definitely amused by it Smile
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Salby
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NOT if you are playing with a full "deck"..........
You know how to make God laugh?........... Tell him your plans!!!
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Three mentalists and three magicians are traveling by train to perform at a convention out of state. At the station, the three mentalists each buy tickets and watch as the three magicians buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the mentalists.

"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the magicians.

They all board the train. The mentalists take their respective seats but all three magicians cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The mentalists saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the convention the mentalists decided to copy the magicians on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the magicians didn’t buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed mentalist.

"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the magicians.

When they board the train the three mentalists cram into a restroom and the three magicians cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the magicians leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the mentalists are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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In autumn, a tribe of Indians asked their medicine man if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the Shaman replied that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good mentalist as well as a shaman, he then went to the closest phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The weather man responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed." So the Shaman went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"

"Yes", the weather man replied, "it's going to be a VERY cold winter."

So the Shaman went back to his people and ordered them to go and find every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely" the weather man replies, "the Indians are out collecting wood like crazy!"
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Inebrio, the magician, went to a party at the local magic club after the show and got stinking drunk.

The next morning he woke up in an unfamiliar part of town in a back alley with a terrific hangover. He couldn't remember a thing about the party on the previous night, but one thing did stick in his memory... he remembered going into someone's bathroom and seeing a beautiful, shiny, solid silver toilet.

Now Inebrio was a man of the world, but he had never seen a toilet made of silver before and he couldn't get the memory out of his head all day. He just had to know whose house he was in and see that beautiful silver toilet when he was stone cold sober.

Inebrio retraced his steps following the clues his magic club friends had given him. Apparently, the party had moved from one magician's house to another's. At each house he came to, Inebrio asked, "Do you have a silver toilet in your bathroom?"

The answer was always "No," but then the magician told him which house the party had moved to next.

At the seventh house he came to, Inebrio seemed to be back in that strange part of town and close to the alley where he had awakened. He didn't recognize the house or the name of the magician that lived there, but he had a good feeling that the mystery was about to be solved.

Inebrio rang the bell and when a woman answered it, Inebrio asked his question: "Do you have a silver toilet in your bathroom?"

The woman turned and yelled over her shoulder, "Hey, Harry! Here's the guy who took a crap in your lota bowl last night!"
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