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Harley Newman
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Good question...we'll have to masticate over that for a while...
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HEY!! This is a family forum! Such language!
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That would be in the mind of the bescolder.
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Just masticated the roof of the trailer,,,rain just poured in before.
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...when it rains it pours
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Why is this still here?
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Because you were. Now get out!
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Doug .....

clearly if you want somtrhing read on this forum you need to post it with "ignor this thread" on at the start!

KEN you crack me up.
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This is turning into the "Why is it that...." thread from last year. This makes me happy.... more so because it is obviously annoying the hell out of Doug. BOG
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Haha...oops...grrr
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I think that I've done a pretty good job of ignoring this thread!

Woops...back to day zero.

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I thought the bizarre section was full of nutters until I accidently stumbled across this one.

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Embarassing isn't it.
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I don't think we are more nuts than the bizarre fellows.
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The most IMPORTANT post you will ever read:

Bboy57: Actually what we have demonstrated here is a rather interesting phenomenonm...in both the Bizarre and the Sideshow topics, you have a show of self depreciation as if a lot of good friends are having a bonding fest...we can let our hair down and get really stupid when ever we want to. (If we have hair...and there are no girls around to impress.)

This is because we are in fact rather bored with our selves and this whole silly enterprise...unlike many other threads, like in mentalism and escapes and card manipulation where one must take them selves so seriously in order to compete as if there are always girls around. Here amongst our selves, Kondini can fart and Brett will laugh and occasionally Harley will atempt relevance, and I will attempt spelling...and we don't care. Except for Brett, we've all already seen girls naked before and our hands don't really cotten to little pieces of card board making us look like nerds...I know...some are saying speak for your self...yeah right...I speak for us all who do not only not take ourselves too seriously but do not take our selves too seriously for a reason....there's too much competiton. This is a lazy man's game this posting in these topics. Thumb twidling, till the next newbie comes along to PM each other about. There are those who just hang out in the Not About Magic topic...they are the kings and queens of this form of Café participation...we don't even care about that! But for the ultimate...head into the Bizarre secret place...where the bigest Bizarre secrets are offered ie: they actually get drunk. Some newbies post there little pink fingers off to the 50 posts only to find out it is full of derilects (or is it derelicts?) drooling on there shoes.

Personally, these threads allow me to be nimble with one liners...except when I'm posting alongside Princess Summer Fall (Autum) Winter Spring, you know what's her name...First Nation's Finest...then, I just turn blushy and talk like Goofy and the card manipulators and say things like 'Gawrsh...a girl...ga-hilk...' and I post real words...but that's rare.

And that's all the truth...isn't it...

You see Billy Boy 1957, when you are a born performer and you can't sing or dance...you do dopey magic tricks...when you cant even do that all that well you hammer nails up your nose or surround your selves with skulls that glow and make spookiy noises from tiny chips made in China...or hang severed Toes around your neck made in Encinitas...it's all good...but the truth comes out in these threads where nobody says anything but stupid...that's a reality show Jerry Springer can't match. Smile Of course it won't get you girls.
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Doug ..... YOUI MAKE ME SMILE! nah scratch that ----- you make me laugh, chortal giggle and gafaw ?spelling? (who cares .... not eye).

Keep it up
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Thanks for all that Doug (I think). It was great reading it right up to the point where you informed me it won't get me girls. Then I came crashing down to earth. Back to the self-help books I suppose.

Ian
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I shall, once again, attempt relevence...

We all scratch ourselves.

But Doug's the one with the hair.
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Quote:
"...we've all already seen girls naked before..."


Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. Say. No. More.
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It will get you girls,,,(Providing your not too bothered what they look like!) At my age they all look good.
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