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Brane
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It seems, if I think hard for the few minutes I am able to do that, that the guys who spend years in their bedrooms fiddling with their . . uh . . cards and coins, also, that they want to seem 'special' - have rare abilities. That's mostly because they don't FEEL very special or seem to have any of the usual abilities. (If they felt that HAD these things, it wouldn't require years of solitary vice and practice!)
But some guys truly ARE strange and have rare UNusual abilities and understand that the pretty girls can sense the lonely desperation of the nervous chosen card finders. So we boldly show them our eyeball in the bottle and daringly run pins thru our hands and divine the exact date of their last orgasm. Now THAT'S special! And it sure CAN get the girls! Getting their heart racing and their palms sweaty can be a great way to start!
Nudge nudge, know what I mean, eh? Eh? Wink wink . . . sweaty palms!
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I HAVE TOO SEEN NAKED GIRLS!

THEY HAVE HAIR BETWEEN THEIR BOOBIES!!!!


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Haha...you will now be deleted and banned! haha...Brett Brett Brett...you are working the wrong Burlesque shows.
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You're just watching the wrong movies.
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Ahem.... there was no mention of a certain nipple lifting blacksmith there..... hrmm
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Kondini came to the rescue just before all my props went into the dustbin. The girls await...

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You know, for a topic that doesn't exist and a thread that no one is reading, this is pretty darned entertaining! Who knew that "ignore-ance" could be this much fun!
"What's your drug?" she asked. "Hope" he said, "The most addicting one of all."
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On 2007-05-28 19:23, ufo wrote:
Who knew that "ignore-ance" could be this much fun!


I did.
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On 2007-05-29 09:18, Freak Prodigy wrote:
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On 2007-05-28 19:23, ufo wrote:
Who knew that "ignore-ance" could be this much fun!


I did.


congratulations
Sayn lay narn, marli?

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I keep trying to ignore this thread, but for some strange reason I am drawn to it...
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I tried to resist, but couldn't
Sayn lay narn, marli?

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You are all weak!

Oops I’ve done it again (who would have thought that Britney would be quoted at the magic Café?)
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