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Just proof that our illustrious Captain's Of The Guard and other Hall Monitor's are sleeping...this thread belongs long gone.
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Brett, just grovel and obey. It's Doug.
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Yeah, Harley...I know.
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Well I ignored this longer than anyone else here,,,,that`s because I am a highly intelligent Brit !!
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I once heard that Brits have a sense of humor!
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Lies, lies, all lies.....
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I require no one to grovel...nor obey...in fact I despise both attributes except in noisy neighbors and checkout clerks.

In the case of Brett however...I just ask that he follow the rules ie: NO phone calls when I'm busy...which is like...uh...always.

Ken (Kondini), for those who failed English and spelling, is correct in that he's a HIGHLY Intelligent Brit. Which still puts him about 50 IQ points below a HIGLEY Intelligent descendent of a Brit. But we wont quibble.
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50 points below Higley? Lessee... that puts him at, what? -5? How is that possible?

Not dissing anyone here, I just want to learn.
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No phone calls? How will I get through my day?
a better question is, how will you get through yours?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up! Here, and only here, is where YOU can see the results of a genuine bell curve. It's easy! It's free!, which makes it a Liberty Bell Curve! And it's only visible to those of you who are greater than -5 on the Stanford-Binet scales, a weighty issue indeed. With numbers like that, you don't even have to be alive to register! Now's the time!
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Ah I can feel the love...good grief...time to follow my own advise...aside from Underwood above I'm ignoring the rest of you hobos. Ed Underwood will side with me as I'm desperately trying to get his Zibit done before his show next weekend...no more distractions please...
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Ok Doug can I be the first not to post on this thread and ignore it as you asked AND not to distract you so you gan get the Zibit done in time.

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***!!!!

I've blown it havent I?

Im not cleaver enough to clean Kens block head nail or even blow his side show whistle for him when he cant get a cute audience member to do it for him...... Which form what I know of Ken (only met him once) he will ALWAYS be able to find a cute audience member to "blow his side show whistle for him" (is he still working as a sex therapist?).
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Ken is busy living high on the hog off all that money I made him on his Royal Tour...and I didn't even get a thank you note on Buckingham Palace stationary. Heartless as hell that bloke. He might have least had faked one.
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Maybe we could find another queen to send you a thank you note? There must be one around somewhere!
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I know one in Australia...
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I know one in West Virginia.
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Look, leave the man alone. He is a genius at work and he has his priorities in order!
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It's ok Ed. It's finished. Ships Monday. Smile
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We thank thee oh master of gaffs!

Ed
"What's your drug?" she asked. "Hope" he said, "The most addicting one of all."
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Since I'm so full of ship most of the time isn't it gaffter of masts?
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