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Justin Style
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Two idiots were discussing inter-planetary space travel when one of them got the idea to travel to the sun!

We'll be the first people to ever travel to the sun, the "dim-witted" one exclaimed!

You must be out of your mind, we can't travel to the sun, It's too hot and too bright, retorted the "genius"

Don't worry; I got it all figured out. We can go at night!...

hey now!
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"I'm not a member of any organized political party. I'm a Democrat." -Will Rogers

BTW, I'm a Democrat. Smile
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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Why be one of those? Why one of the other ones either? You don't look like you need to belong. Do you feel they need you?
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"Sometimes we think we're getting older and wiser; when we're just getting old." D. Gilmour
POOF!
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I'm a Liberal Conservative.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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On 2007-05-21 22:17, rossmacrae wrote:
By the way, about NASA:

I heard that the computer that sent our guys to the moon had about as much power as a Commodore 64.

I send my kid to school with a graphing calculator more powerful than that.



I am a firm believer that man never landed on the moon.
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Doug Higley
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That's sad Andy.
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Andy the cardician
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I know, but it is hard to fight the realist in me. . .
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I bought a Commodore 64, graphics calculator, and a Chevy Suburban (each of which had more technology than was available at the time of the moon landing), and they were not able to fly, let alone traverse the cold vacuous expanse past our vision of blue.

However I have seen the cameras that were available at that time and they were more than able to take video, at least on earth.

I believe we landed on the moon. When has our government ever lied to us?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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On 2007-05-24 12:06, Josh Riel wrote:
I believe we landed on the moon. When has our government ever lied to us?


The government does not lie, people given blank checks do. People lie by believing that other people owe them more than they are willing to contribute. Perhaps, it's inherent by nature to want something for nothing.
If I find an object that doesn't belong to me, I don't stake a claim, I try to find the rightful owner. Granted, "possession is 9/10th's of the law", but, I'd only be 10% right.

We did not land on the moon ... twelve lucky men did.
POOF!
Doug Higley
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Politics and Wisdom...hahahaha...not exactly peanut butter and jelly.
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Is it any surprise that the jelly will make promises just to get on top of the peanut butter? Now can we talk about the crust?
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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The crust of an matter is if it will make any bread.
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