Danton
Rules HMMMMM. Why is it that when you see a 75 year old man wearing a polka dot shirt, plad shorts, black socks, and black dress shoes everybody is laughing at him?

I was just watching the Paris Hilton interview for the second time on the Larry King show (I love Paris) and that old rascal Larry dresses just like me. I wonder if Larry's wife picks out his clothes for him too?

Which wife? I think he's on number 5 or 6 now...

The other ones probably weren't very good at choosing clothes...Haha!

I like the tux with "Heelies"

Airship
An old man with a young woman just makes us old goats jealous. How does he do it? My second wife is one year older that me, and she is up doing house work long after I go to bed.

I seem to draw attractive young women to me like flies to honey.

Problem is, they all want to be 'just friends', which seems to mean 'listen to all my problems and give me lots of sympathy, then do something to make me laugh'. It has taken me a lot of years, but I've finally learned to turn and walk away from that kind of grief.

If your a silly crazy guy wear crazy silly colors. If you wanna be a proper children's magician black pants polished shoes and a nice shirt works.

My theme colours these days are red and black black suit, red tie red hat and red shoes.

I used to mainly wear the smart shirt and pants with much success.

M:C

Matt
I believe you have to have a hook. That look, or article of apparel that is a little more than a guest would wear. Weather it be tie, suspenders (braces) vest, hat, or shoes.

Aside from that I personally try to be the best dressed man in the room, but that isn't necessary.

I wear a colorful jumper/jumpsuit together with a solid color inner shirt and over-sized hat.

Check out the link and thanks!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cV-4-ORvT38

Sal;

If you can find lecture notes "Jozo Bozo on Birthday Parties" pages 51-58 show some good examples what has worked so far for one of the best kid performers. Great lecture notes for anyone interested to perform on birthday parties and some of Josip`s favorite routines.

Chubby
That is quite an outfit, once I was able to focus in on you. It reminds me of when my ship the USS Manley DD-940 pulled into Subic Bay for liberty on the way to Veit Nam back in 1966. Great performance. Tell Rannie, Doc Ronnie, and Cyssa I said Hi.
Al Angello

Birthday Suit!