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docsteve
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On no account push beyond the crunchy bit...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6933721.stm
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Faber Castell? I want to know.

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Ouch!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Gee. . . 13 years, and only
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"The 59-year-old has suffered headaches and nosebleeds for most of her life. "

Well Duh . . . Ya think ?
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Geez, talk about hiding your sw*m* g*mm*ck!

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My mate in the Café mescalitoeyes was test driving a gimmick we made, a version of pen up the nose, anyway he shoved the pen so hard up this guys nose he gave him a nosebleed and we proceeded to tell the drunken fool it got stuck up there and he better go to the hospital to have it removed... Andy I know you're reading this...

Bill you should look into acting - if you don't already - you have a very unique look that I know is called for in the industry, you should look into it if you don't mind me saying ( I have been right about things like this in the past )
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence,
For that long, may I too remain,
to dispel the sufferings of the world.
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My good friend Payne uses the "past the crunch bit" in his presentation.
On the last tap there is an audible crunch ans he gimps of stage Smile
"sir i sent you half the kidne i took from one woman prasarved it for you tother piece i fried and ate it was very nise i may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer"
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Thing are moving much faster for that women now that she got the lead out.
Bill Ligon
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Silvertongue, I have a first cousin who is a professional actor. You must be referring to the Ligon nose, which my cousin also has. This nose runs in the family (cough)!

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It must have been Faber Castell. A Dixon Ticonderoga would have snuffed the poor lady. Staedler Mars would have meant just a quick trip to the dentist.

Don't you people know your pencils?

Jeff (a Ticonderoga man)
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On 2007-08-07 04:34, stoneunhinged wrote:


Don't you people know your pencils?



no...I write in blood Smile
Sayn lay narn, marli?

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Silvertongue - he is still convinced to this day the pen went up there pmsl.....
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On 2007-08-07 01:29, Bill Ligon wrote:
Silvertongue, I have a first cousin who is a professional actor. You must be referring to the Ligon nose, which my cousin also has. This nose runs in the family (cough)!

Bill



"Nose" jokes like this must be stopped, before it gets bloody, I don't want to lead you, or make you pick, because I don't want to be stuffy...
Sorry- don't want to break the nose thread.
Hope this humor doesn't offend, puns are just some antics.

Pat
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what a lousy day to be seized



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magus
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Wow- can I kill a thread.
crappy deium-



what a lousy day to be seized



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On 2007-08-10 04:36, magus wrote:
Wow- can I kill a thread.


No: I killed it.

With pencils.

You just tacked on a few comments.

Jeff (writing the definitive book: "Pencils as Weapons", with general tips and nude women showing the proper way to grip the wood.)
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'Simpsons' did it... in the episode where doctors found a crayon in Homer's nose. When they removed it he became a genius. Alas, he had to replace the crayon in order to get on with his life.
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On 2007-08-10 04:41, stoneunhinged wrote:


Jeff (writing the definitive book: "Pencils as Weapons", with general tips and nude women showing the proper way to grip the wood.)




I'd buy it!
Sayn lay narn, marli?

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