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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Faber Castell? I want to know.
Jeff |
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Ouch!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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dough Loyal user Gee. . . 13 years, and only 238 Posts |
"The 59-year-old has suffered headaches and nosebleeds for most of her life. "
Well Duh . . . Ya think ?
"One of the Last Ten in One Sideshows"
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Geez, talk about hiding your sw*m* g*mm*ck!
Bill
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts |
My mate in the Café mescalitoeyes was test driving a gimmick we made, a version of pen up the nose, anyway he shoved the pen so hard up this guys nose he gave him a nosebleed and we proceeded to tell the drunken fool it got stuck up there and he better go to the hospital to have it removed... Andy I know you're reading this...
Bill you should look into acting - if you don't already - you have a very unique look that I know is called for in the industry, you should look into it if you don't mind me saying ( I have been right about things like this in the past )
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And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
bloodyjack Veteran user Seattle WA 343 Posts |
My good friend Payne uses the "past the crunch bit" in his presentation.
On the last tap there is an audible crunch ans he gimps of stage
"sir i sent you half the kidne i took from one woman prasarved it for you tother piece i fried and ate it was very nise i may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer"
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Todd Robbins V.I.P. New York 2922 Posts |
Thing are moving much faster for that women now that she got the lead out.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Silvertongue, I have a first cousin who is a professional actor. You must be referring to the Ligon nose, which my cousin also has. This nose runs in the family (cough)!
Bill
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
It must have been Faber Castell. A Dixon Ticonderoga would have snuffed the poor lady. Staedler Mars would have meant just a quick trip to the dentist.
Don't you people know your pencils? Jeff (a Ticonderoga man) |
fishwasher Inner circle B'ham uk 1231 Posts |
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On 2007-08-07 04:34, stoneunhinged wrote: no...I write in blood |
LLL Inner circle 1574 Posts |
Silvertongue - he is still convinced to this day the pen went up there pmsl.....
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.
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magus Special user Huntington Beach, Ca 669 Posts |
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On 2007-08-07 01:29, Bill Ligon wrote: "Nose" jokes like this must be stopped, before it gets bloody, I don't want to lead you, or make you pick, because I don't want to be stuffy... Sorry- don't want to break the nose thread. Hope this humor doesn't offend, puns are just some antics. Pat
crappy deium-
what a lousy day to be seized thaumometer- a device for measuring a magical field |
magus Special user Huntington Beach, Ca 669 Posts |
Wow- can I kill a thread.
crappy deium-
what a lousy day to be seized thaumometer- a device for measuring a magical field |
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
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On 2007-08-10 04:36, magus wrote: No: I killed it. With pencils. You just tacked on a few comments. Jeff (writing the definitive book: "Pencils as Weapons", with general tips and nude women showing the proper way to grip the wood.) |
Sleeveless New user 89 Posts |
'Simpsons' did it... in the episode where doctors found a crayon in Homer's nose. When they removed it he became a genius. Alas, he had to replace the crayon in order to get on with his life.
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fishwasher Inner circle B'ham uk 1231 Posts |
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On 2007-08-10 04:41, stoneunhinged wrote: I'd buy it! |
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