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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think --- in a deeper voice." Bill Cosby
"Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is." Milton Berle |
scooter magic New user Fredricksburg, VA 73 Posts
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Nice.... ;-}
Ashley
Ashley Taggert
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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I'll go hide under the table now until the ladies stop throwing things.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2428 Posts
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Patience is a virtue,
posses it if you can, often found in women, never found in man... a witch once told me this...
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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Cinnamon Loyal user Philippines 227 Posts
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Saw this one printed on a shirt...
A woman would first steal your heart Take your diamonds Club you to death Then bury you with a spade. So men, beware. lol |
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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They do that to all Jokers.
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HollyMental Elite user OR 423 Posts
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If a woman blames you -- you’re blamed.
Hahaha! I learned that from my roommate in college and I’ve used it on every man I ever dated ever since. As soon as a man says, “Don’t blame me…blah blah blah,” you should immediately say, “If I blame you, you’re blamed.” Men love it when you do that to them. I promise.  The funny thing about it is that it works like a charm whether you’re serious or just playing around.
Holly
The devil can advocate for himself.
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Margarette Special user Memphis area 956 Posts
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I like this...
The woman always has the last word in an argument....anything the man says AFTER, is the start of another argument. Margarette
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
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MCM Elite user Minnesota 456 Posts
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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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e-man Special user HILTON HEAD,SC 889 Posts
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On 2007-08-22 19:01, MCM wrote: Without a doubt!
我被烹调
ERIC HELVENSTON |
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts
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"Back when I was first dating, if she & I were in the same room & she didn't say anything to me for over 10 minutes, I'd say "Honey, what's wrong?" (Stupidly hoping that it was something other than me). Now I know, that if wer'e in the same room & she says nothing for 10 minutes.....IT'S ME!!!"
Jeff Foxworthy
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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John Nesbit Inner circle United States 1421 Posts
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On 2007-08-22 17:57, Margarette wrote: I Always get the Last Word in around my house. It's usually, "yes ma'am. 
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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My wife used to love it when I referred to her as my better three-quarters. When she started gaining weight she suddenly didn't see it as a compliment.
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2007-08-29 18:36, johnjnesbit wrote: Does this include mental thought projections? LOL |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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My better 3/4 has a t that reads, "Why look for the man in charge when you're looking at the woman who knows what's going on"
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts
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In this house what I say goes.....right out the window.
You wont ever get flowers from me, cause I know you prefer jewlery, I'm the man of the house when she's not home. Song--artist unkown
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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acesover Special user I believe I have 821 Posts
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I made it clear when we got married.
All the minor decisions would be made by her. All the major decisions would be made by me. In 35 years of marriage we have not had a major decision yet. John (acesover)
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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