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Cinnamon
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I saw a video once, it's a kid burping continuously fo like 30+ seconds. No stops. How long can you burp? Smile
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I can blow a continuous raspberry for 9 minutes 47 seconds.

Corona.
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... ! Dude! Make a video!
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I already did. The authoritees will not recognise it as a world record until I establish more international competition. Coming soon to a youtube near you...
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Circular Breathing FTW!
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Oh I'd wait for that. Smile
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I remember in elementary school we had 2 kids who could do long belches. One was my friend, Lee West. The other was a guy named Ricky Rowan. Of course, there came a dispute as to which of them could belch the longest. So after school one day we went into my back yard and held a contest. Lee won, hands down. I don't think he could go over 10 seconds, but think about it. Just count to 10, and you'll realize how impressive (or gross) that is!
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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I remember that there is a burping contest somewhere . . .
Cards never lie
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Sadly, I am unable to burp. It is weird but I can't. Smile
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One time I farted for 15 minutes straight. I've never been allowed back in Taco Bell since. Go figure. Smile
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I've never had a really good pickle.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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On 2007-08-22 00:24, Phil Thomas wrote:
One time I farted for 15 minutes straight. I've never been allowed back in Taco Bell since. Go figure. Smile


Did you swallow a balloon?
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Am I the only one who watches "Revenge of the Nerds" about once a month?

Booger winning the burping contest is one of the highlights of my life.

Jeff (re-evaluating his life)
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I had a friend who could swallow a bunch of air and let it out slowly. It was a slow, meandering burp and I timed him to an average of 45 secs. He almost got a minute once. My personal best is probably 7 or so secs...
One time, when I was young, I botched a sleight so bad, Vernon, Marlo & Miller rolled over in their graves. But I didn't see Elmsley, probably because he was behind the others.
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On 2007-08-22 00:26, Josh Riel wrote:
I've never had a really good pickle.


Does this imply the lack of good pickles or the lack of energy you have put into the search?
As Always,
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