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Christopher Lyle Inner circle Dallas, Texas 5698 Posts |
So since Danny thinks I've got the sense of humor of a goat, let me ask...what are some lines that you guys use in your shows. I like the 1 liner approach for most of my stuff but am curious what works well for you guys.
One of my favorite lines I just heard again from Lee Asher's Announcements was what to say when someone says "Hey...can you make my wife disappear?" Two great responses would be: 1. You keep making comments like that and she will! 2. Are you kidding...I need all the audience I can get! CLASSIC!!!!
In Mystery,
Christopher Lyle Magician, Comic, Daredevil, and Balloon Twisting Genius For a Good Time...CLICK HERE! |
eztravlr New user 82 Posts |
Old time favorite - "This is New Jersey. For a price, anyone can disappear." Just substitute where you're from.
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21245 Posts |
Could we all do me a favor and stop calling me out for no reason in threads?
Then people often complain when I bite back!
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
Brett Meyer New user Charleston, SC 35 Posts |
Can you make my wife disappear??
Here's a good response... "Yes, I can do that...but If I disappear at the same time, would you become suspicious? Brett
We magicians are of a unique lot. We aspire to deceive. We are liars. We are cheats. We are con artists. We can not be trusted. But we mean well.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Goats are a fine animal.
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meyegr Special user Only able to muster 800 Posts |
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On 2007-08-22 02:58, MagicSanta wrote: Especially in Canada and Missouri (as opposed to Missoura) |
Christopher Lyle Inner circle Dallas, Texas 5698 Posts |
Nice Brett...I like that bit too!
In Mystery,
Christopher Lyle Magician, Comic, Daredevil, and Balloon Twisting Genius For a Good Time...CLICK HERE! |
Bad to the Balloon Inner circle Clearwater Florida 2116 Posts |
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On 2007-08-21 23:44, lylemagic wrote: "Actually she already has a deposit on you, why do you think your here?" "With an attitude like that it will happen soon enough"
Mark Byrne
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MAKMagic Special user I got banned for one of my 555 Posts |
I always tell them "Too much paperwork" And while I haven't done it yet - I'll make up a little nonesense contract I can pull out at the time "Please fill this out Sir"
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
People ask me what is the secret. I ask them if they can keep a secret. They tell me yes. I say, "I can too."
People tell me to change their one dollar bill into a hundred dollar bill. I say, " I would, but it is illegal, you could be undercover secret service." If I am set up I will do a switch. |
karbonkid Special user 951 Posts |
After I cough up a card..."What's wrong? You and I both know you can't catch herpes twice."
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Cody S. Fisher V.I.P. Austin, Texas 1194 Posts |
I personally hate it when guys ask me to make their wife disappear! No matter how much she is smiling on the outside...on the inside she is probably not.
Having done strolling magic professionally for over a decade now…I have heard that line way too many times…and I have always been uncomfortable with it. Some situations aren’t as bad as others…but sometimes you can really see the humiliation in her face. I have always treated this unfortunate situation by ignoring the statement and then immediately giving the woman a polite compliment...then carrying on with the magic. This is what works best for me… Cody S. Fisher
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Christopher Lyle Inner circle Dallas, Texas 5698 Posts |
I like the money line "I can change your $1 to a hundred but then I charge a $99 processing fee.
What about lines for "how do you do that?" I use: 1. Can you keep a secret? Yea...so can I! 2. I do it very well...thank you. 3. With my hands 4. I have no idea, my wife won't explain the tricks to me. Buggs me to death! What do you guys say?
In Mystery,
Christopher Lyle Magician, Comic, Daredevil, and Balloon Twisting Genius For a Good Time...CLICK HERE! |
graywolf Special user South carolina 631 Posts |
I say I rather cut her in half,but then I do not know which half to keep the half that eats or the half that......This usually shut them up..Howard
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Pete McEwen Special user Durham, N.C. 576 Posts |
I personally don't like it when people just ask workers for their lines. That's what makes someone. Everyone can do the same trick, they don't hire you for the tricks, they hire you to be YOU. I don't give away lines and I hate performing for magicians in case they steal them. I think you should work up your own lines so they are funny for you. Some of the lines suggested will only work for older people, try saying "Sure I can, but if I disappear at the same time would you become suspicious" if your a 17 year old kid. even 20 or so, you're liable to get hit or fired. Lines are made for the people that created them, that's why Gazzo has his lines, Eugene Burger has his, Matt Schulien has his, Eddie Fechter had his, David Williamson has his. You'll hear others do their lines and they just aren't funny. Don't take others lines, create your own so they are funny for you or else they aren't genuine and they'll never be funny.
Pete
The magician formerly known as SPEEDcuber
"no one will believe the things we do if we don't believe them ourselves." - Slydini PeteMcEwen@mac.com |
yin_howe Special user Malaysia 985 Posts |
I kinda agree with Pete SPEEDcuber, lines need to fit the character. Try to Be like GAzzo or anyone else other than yourself, your character, and others might get offended. You have to be careful with dirty jokes too depending on your audience.
However, I think asking for advice on what lines workers use is ok, IMHO, just try not to copy it word for word, and it need to fit you. Posted: Aug 22, 2007 11:00pm Quote: On 2007-08-22 13:37, lylemagic wrote: I like the money line "I can change your $1 to a hundred but then I charge a $99 processing fee. Hehe, I like this one too.
"Talent without passion is talent wasted.."
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Christopher Lyle Inner circle Dallas, Texas 5698 Posts |
Speed...
I agree with you! I began this thread NOT to steal others lines but to see what other stuff people were using. Trying to start threads that haven't been done already that are a bit "LIGHTER" than the other threads I began (Sponge Bunnies, Lines, etc). Beginning to run out of ideas... As for my lines, most of what I use is improved on the spot....
In Mystery,
Christopher Lyle Magician, Comic, Daredevil, and Balloon Twisting Genius For a Good Time...CLICK HERE! |
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Just look at any old tired line used by Groucho, Henny Youngman, Bob Hope, or Jack Benny, then you have Milton Berle's act, and I steal all my material from that.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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