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Josh Riel
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I have considered this on another thread.
I believe that smilies can make anything better, for instance.

Yesterday I got mad at my wife's dog Smile so I ran outside and grabbed the dog by the scruff of it's neck Smile and began to skin it alive with it's own teeth Smile . It was making all sorts of noise now, but not barking Smile I began eating it, it was glorious. I finished by eating it's still beating heart Smile

Well my wife got home and was pretty stunned Smile but I fell asleep on the couch Smile wished my wife a happy birthday Smile and washed the last nights dinner with a nice bottle of champagne Smile

Well I hate everything and am filled with hate Smile

This story isn't completely based on reality. But it may prove my point..... Smile
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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A smilie is only good for light-hearted mails. The moment you write, I am sad and add a cute picture to it, I would imply that you are not too sad.
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Josh Riel
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Right! My point exactly. You can write whatever you want, honestly, no matter what evils are vocabularized (Is that a word) and it won't seem that bad.

It's like putting clown makeup on an ugly person (Pretty much every clown Smile ), they're still ugly, but now seem funny.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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The downside is that people will not take you seriously . . . but I guess, that is the price to pay for the freedom to insult
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You suck! Smile
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2
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I thought you said similes.

:(

That smile is like a sad fish.
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I still can't get the *** smilies to work. Smile


Any one want to explain how?
"We judge a book by its cover and read what we want between selected lines" - W. Axl Rose, circa 1992.
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OMG! I just did it!

:bubbly:

Now there's no stopping me.

:heavymetal:
"We judge a book by its cover and read what we want between selected lines" - W. Axl Rose, circa 1992.
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Smile
You can teach a dumb dog new tricks..... wait is that "Old" dog?

Both work.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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