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Justin Style
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I certainly wouldn't do it that way.
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I bet you could screw up a thread though, phillistine!

Corona.

p.s what's a baulb?
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Isnot heard Coyote yelp so Isso screwed in his eyebaulbs against the thread. That is the way it happened.

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Okay, I give up.
How many light bulbs does it take to screw up the Café members?
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I was unfamiliar with the term "Baulb" so I decided to try a search

no, no, not here either, or here......


I think Justin meant "Bauble" which makes no sense at all.
I think he's trying to mess with our minds.

I take no responsibility for Google.
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Thank you for the dilligent research guile!

I like the word Baulb more and more.

It must have a thread right?

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Google agrees with you Corona.
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Guile, I find your first post here offensive especially the link in "minds"
I find your second post to mean nothing
I find you last post to be kind of a suck up to Corona.
Are you related to Corona?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Here's a nice saucer of truth: Most posts that made sense were contributory like a bellyvoice thrown from a buggy into the bathwater's lap.

Grand Fun Corona and Bitterman on behalf of innerbeings Thank You It wasn't Beauty who killed the Beast It was the Airplane. Isso says we used up all the combinations of words. But then, he doesn't understand how words or water or sunlight can belong to anyone. Metalexia.

The Café is certainly to be thanked for its tolerance of the comedy challenge and we are glad it will not be deleted. The international "learning device" for Joyce's 10 thunderwords are encoded in Lucia's ref responses.

fwp mooo

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So this is the new venue?

Nice place...

I especially like the baulbs.

Thanks Justin for inviting us round!

The baulbs are growing into Baobabs!

Corona.
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I don't like this thread.
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You don't have to like it Matt.

I think its got potential. A few rubber plants, a nice rug a patio and some more baulbs, we'll be all sorted.

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As Billy Freeman's brother, Sidney, used to say:

Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advice
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice

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SJD had the answer, then he vanished!
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I don't no how to spel. It's not cause I'm stoopid or nothin. It is's because I didn't pay attenshin in skool. I used to get thron outta the class and called dum but now kids are told they are ocd or deslyexic. Funny how times change?!

But al least I was bor good looking!

Hey now...


So, how is it spelt anyways? baulb? balb? bulb?



This post is to show what it looks like before I send it to be checked in word.



See below for this same post after going thru words doc.
Justin Style
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I don't know how to spell. It's not because I'm stupid or anything. It is because I didn’t pay attention in school. I used to get thrown out of class and called dumb but now kids are told they are ocd or dyslexic. Funny how times change!

But at least I was born good looking!

Hey now...


So, how is it spelt anyways? bulb? bulb? bulb?



I wish they had spell check when I was in school...
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You mean you didn't mean to write baulb?

This is serendipity at work!

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I still call those kids dumb.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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