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Doug?
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I think he's dead.
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Someone needs to inform Tilda.
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I heard it was worms that got him in the end.
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He had worms? I hope he put them in a jar, when they came out. That's worth a dollar right there!

When a worm comes out, do all it's friends celebrate?

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, for the next act, you'll be amazed and amused by Dougie's Delightful Dancing Worms in Drag! Parasitic Plunderers of the flesh of their hosts, their audiences disappear before your very eyes!
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Harley put down the Spaghetti, Tony has to serve it later.
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Oh, phooey! I was having such fun with the sauce!
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Eddie, don't worry, it is leftovers. Yesterday was Prince Spaghetti Day.
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Lettuce pause for a moment and travel back to 1957's Swiss Spaghetti Harvest. Pop goes the weevil!

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We must all pay homage to the FSM.

RAmen.
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I'd like to audition my unique smash and stab routine. The unique part is that I select the audience member to assist, by tossing out Outlaw's Scorpion. The spectator who catches it wins free hand surgery.
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Ouch! That might wake up Doug anyway....

Spaggettitators don't grow on trees you know.
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Crusty jugglers do ahhhhhhh suuuuuu pohhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Cats go meow...to humans.

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Although the Plastic bat Cabaret itself has been temporarily closed by the feds. Auditions may continue whilst we find an alternative venue.
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HOORAY!
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I'm gonna do 3D Bunnies with Michael Ammar's patter. Then I'll do a dove pan cake. But instead of a cake......brownies!! Am I too out there? I can tame it down a bit.
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Yep, that's just weird.

But Doug might like it. If he ever gets let out of the Bat.
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Are acts mandated non-magical and non-funny now, Corona?
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Hmmm... That is an interesting question coupcoupdaddy.

....then there's the spooky secret graveyard stuff, is this also now innapropriate?
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