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Sybyl Civil informs me that NBC is reading this now that it's in public mode.

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Although I cannot confirm the source, several of the pieces here look remarkably like pieces that are being developed NEXT WEEK for a certain performer's Halloween show.

Just goes to show how creative some people are. Smile
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Doug Died, and he is now the Blow Off for the Coney Island Sideshow.


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No, I heard from Doug earlier, he's on the lamb!

I'm not sure this section has the right ambience for these auditions, Its too bright or something...I dunno.

I think Josh's cake pan and Bills sponge ball act could segway nicely.
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Glad to hear Doug got out even if Remote Viewing Security Guards after him.
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Quickly lay down more protective spells and dim the lights.

The crowd for auditions is swelling. The line extends out the door and around the oblong block!
More puppeteers than usual.

We are going to need more Spaghetti.
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Holey schmoley its like the kids from fame!
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They are even "Singing the Body Electric" in line, which at the Bat is kinda asking for it.
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I ate the brownies, I have no act. Now I want brownies. What was in those brownies?
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Nanobot droppings.
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You will become Josh the Superlative whether you like it or not.
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Good audition Hastings, your through to the next round.

M:C
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Gee...not many magician vocalists are getting through the door.

I guess they can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

"Clap clap
Pop up the dusty flowers
Hooray, hoorah
Break out the bowl of goldfish and the scarves
Ooh…ahhh
Saw the beautiful lady in half... again…."
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Yes, I have seen the beautiful lady in half... again.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2
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He WAS on the lamb, a bone got cought in his throat...Doug never did play around when it came to lamb.

He choked, and expired.

His wife told me that the thing he promised to give me will arrive in the mail shortly since sending out packages was the last thing he got to do.

D@mn the Lamb.


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In fact, Doug had lamb scented silk shirts.
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Bun-nies...
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My Restaurant act:

Doug is sitting at a Hookah bar having a smoke. But as I start my act is starts moaning about the flavor of the "Tobacco". He interrupts me some more until finally I start to eat some fresh fruit from the salad bar, Banana, Orange, Apple, Pear, etc. This takes me about 2 - 3 minutes to inhale. Still blabbing away.

I grab the Bong...er, I mean "Pipe" from him and proceed to crap out a fruit salad (precisely cut and diced into perfect 1 inch cubes) into the bowl. "How does the tobacco taste now?”

Exit through the kitchen...

A great act and tasty too!
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Quote:
On 2007-09-10 11:46, Doug Higley wrote:
Bun-nies...


Doug has woken!

And has chosen Josh's bunnies!
Josh just as soon as we get hold of new premises, your on kid! Smile
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How ironic.
My other act is showing my cake-based patellae to the masses.
"Get out your Bun-knees!" they toothless unwashed of Salty Burn cry.
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