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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Doug?
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Philemon Vanderbeck Inner circle Seattle, WA 4694 Posts |
I think he's dead.
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician "I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five." |
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Eddie Garland Inner circle Hells Kitchen, New York City 4207 Posts |
Someone needs to inform Tilda.
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
I heard it was worms that got him in the end.
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
He had worms? I hope he put them in a jar, when they came out. That's worth a dollar right there!
When a worm comes out, do all it's friends celebrate? Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, for the next act, you'll be amazed and amused by Dougie's Delightful Dancing Worms in Drag! Parasitic Plunderers of the flesh of their hosts, their audiences disappear before your very eyes!
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Eddie Garland Inner circle Hells Kitchen, New York City 4207 Posts |
Harley put down the Spaghetti, Tony has to serve it later.
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Oh, phooey! I was having such fun with the sauce!
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13151 Posts |
Eddie, don't worry, it is leftovers. Yesterday was Prince Spaghetti Day.
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Eddie Garland Inner circle Hells Kitchen, New York City 4207 Posts |
Lettuce pause for a moment and travel back to 1957's Swiss Spaghetti Harvest. Pop goes the weevil!
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/spaghetti.html |
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Philemon Vanderbeck Inner circle Seattle, WA 4694 Posts |
We must all pay homage to the FSM.
RAmen.
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician "I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five." |
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Harlequin Special user Melbourne, Australia 686 Posts |
I'd like to audition my unique smash and stab routine. The unique part is that I select the audience member to assist, by tossing out Outlaw's Scorpion. The spectator who catches it wins free hand surgery.
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Ouch! That might wake up Doug anyway....
Spaggettitators don't grow on trees you know. |
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
Crusty jugglers do ahhhhhhh suuuuuu pohhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzz.
foreign correspondent, z and lt
inner being worker |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Cats go meow...to humans.
Cats talk in perfect English to other cats. |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Although the Plastic bat Cabaret itself has been temporarily closed by the feds. Auditions may continue whilst we find an alternative venue.
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
HOORAY!
foreign correspondent, z and lt
inner being worker |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
I'm gonna do 3D Bunnies with Michael Ammar's patter. Then I'll do a dove pan cake. But instead of a cake......brownies!! Am I too out there? I can tame it down a bit.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Yep, that's just weird.
But Doug might like it. If he ever gets let out of the Bat. |
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
Are acts mandated non-magical and non-funny now, Corona?
foreign correspondent, z and lt
inner being worker |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Hmmm... That is an interesting question coupcoupdaddy.
....then there's the spooky secret graveyard stuff, is this also now innapropriate? |
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