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P.s Where you about to put Corona Smith, Bitterman and Colman but just left it at Co?

p.p.s Max Maven has a dvd on it...and Hastings could write a novel on it.

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Now that would be funny: a DVD with the L&L crowd heckling Max Maven...
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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L&L: THE OUTAKES...PRESENTS...JOHN AND DAVID GET DRUNK AND HECKLE MAVEN.
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Why are you shouting?
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I'm sorry, what did you say Corona? I can't hear you over this bar's din and waller.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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It was for dramatic effect.
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On 2007-09-04 07:25, bitterman wrote:
I'm sorry, what did you say Corona? I can't hear you over this bar's din and waller.


Sharp shooter eh?

Try a cold shower.

Corona.
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My best put down is with my right hand...my left hand is a bit shakey.

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On 2007-09-03 13:55, Matt Colman wrote:
My ego?


Let go of my ego!!!!!
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Do you do bladdersticks too?
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Funny, my left hand is Sankey...
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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That's not funny at all, I'd go see a surgeon, and if a fish can't help you go see a vet.

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If you out that extra 'o' in place of the 'ma' you'd get... well, you know...
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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Bitterman, some of the staff have expressed concern for you welfare, are you ok? Shall we get back to heckling now?

Apparently the Romans brought nettles to the british Isles, and used them to toughen up their shins for battle.

Can you nettle rather than heckle?

Corona.
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This is a pathetic attempt at heckling. Make it funny and regarding magic or I will report it.

Also don't let it go on too long or I will report it

Also don't let anyone not complain about it or I will report it

Bitterman better make sense or I will not report it and you will all have to listen (Read?) to it.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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I was working up to a Michael Richard's style rant, but I'd just get reported. For the magic portion of our show, I will now dissapear...
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.

Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can.
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We hate to see you go, but man! to watch you leave!
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Last night, I was heckled, the guy wouldn't can it!

Luckily I'd hired a henchman for the night and had the heckler tied up, zapped with a tazer, and dragged into the gutter, with a few kicks thrown in for good measure.

Guess what?

No more hecklers.

Corona.
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I was heckled last night, too.

I was doing my act and I looked down and I was covered in little brown flecks and spots.

George
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