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Josh Riel
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On 2007-09-05 23:35, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
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On 2007-09-05 23:01, Josh Riel wrote:

I want to be Dick Cheney!


You're halfway there.


I'm a Cheney?
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Mr. Kernen

Mostly I watch Japanese flicks. Hehehe. I have so much respect on older hollywood films, esp the james bond era--- gun + girl+ beautiful female villains etc. #5 is one of the main characteristics of asian movies... whether it's a horror film or not, the protagonist always kneels, then gets depressed.
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This is great fun, Cyssa! For!

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On 2007-09-06 12:43, Josh Riel wrote:
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On 2007-09-05 23:35, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
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On 2007-09-05 23:01, Josh Riel wrote:

I want to be Dick Cheney!


You're halfway there.


I'm a Cheney?


You're a Cheney head.
You must be smarter than the tools you are using...

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All you need to make a movie is a gun and girl.


You forgot about the two fast cars for the car chase scene through heavy traffic.

The cops are too stupid to figure out what's really going on and they need the hero(ine) to save the day.
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Nobody's mentioned the magic TV that always turns on to <just> the video the character needs to see.
"All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast!" - Oscar Wilde
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On 2007-09-05 13:06, Cyssa wrote:
...bald men are bad.


I prefer the term "evil", but thank you just the same. Smile
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Well it is also true that in cop movies the case will never be solved until the LT. gives them 24 hours to do it in.

Also the only cops on the planet who don't seem to realize that a "Cop Killer" bullet has never killed a cop are the ones on TV.

All NYC Police stations are still painted that same green color and look like Barny Miller still.

Cops never know how to drive. They always crash into each other during the big chase.

Bad guys are infinitely smarter than cops, and cops get lucky when they catch them. It is a wonder our society survives at all.

I also notice when watching 24, that anything in LA is only 10 minutes away at any time of day or night. And Jack Bauer has one hell of a cell phone battery. (He never goes to the can either, but that is a bit beyond what I want to discuss).

Oh and all bad guys and good guys should be heavyweight boxers because they knock guys out with one punch and never manage to hurt their hands. Amazing.

Oh almost left out my favorite, when they taste the drugs to see if they are drugs!
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On 2007-09-09 02:37, dpe666 wrote:
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On 2007-09-05 13:06, Cyssa wrote:
...bald men are bad.

I prefer the term "evil", but thank you just the same. Smile

See if this works. Sorry, Vlad Plamius <isn't> bald!

livevideo.com

I just checked it, yes it does! May it please ya.
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