I thought if this as a funny little bit. Just something to make us all laugh. Please try to keep it clean.

So I will get it started with:

"You know your a cups and balls junkie when you use a chop cup to take your morning meds."

Sean

You know you're a C&B junkie when you think your cat's hairball might be a good final load.

You know you're a C&B junkie when you go to the market with a cup just to try to fit all the fruit and vegetals.

You know you are a cups and balls junkie when you start getting your hands on every container to see whether you can use it for a chop cup.

.... when you're filling out one of James Tong's Interview Questionnaires.

You know you are a cups and balls junkie when you spend at least an hour a day on The Cups and Balls Museum website and know when something new has been added.

You know your a cups and balls junkie when you have 143 sets of knit balls around the house, including one that has a wind-up mechanism inside to vanish a silk.

You know your a cups and balls junkie when you have a dream the RNT2 came out with Red, White and Blue Beauties. (true story)

You know your a cups and balls junkie when you start a thread titled:
"You know your a cups and balls junkie when...".

You know you're a cups and balls junkie when...

you're going to Disney World on vacation and the souvineers you buy are soft drinks so you can use those big plastic stadium cups that hold a baseball in your routine.

Tom

True story:

Several years ago, when I was working at Scarborough Faire with MarcoM and Gloria, it was our custom to have Saturday night dinner at K-Bob's in Waxahachie. The MarcoMs had several cats that had adopted them, so they were quite familiar with the various idiosyncracies of cats.

One Saturday evening, as I de-Merlinized, I noticed that my wig brush had accumulated quite a bit of hair, so I pulled it loose and rolled it into a ball, which I pocketed.

We went to K-Bob's and while we were waiting for our order to arrive, we started into conversation. I coughed. Spoke a bit more. Coughed, spoke. Then I coughed a few times, and the hairball landed on the table. It cracked everyone up!

One of my favorite Johnny Carson lines was, "They've just developed a time-release hairball for cats."

You know you're a cups and balls junkie when...

Your wife asks if you want your morning coffee in brass copper or aluminum...

You know you're a cups and balls junkie when your hands are green from cooper cups,

You know when you are a cups and balls junkie when you keep coming to the 'Ever so sleightly' section of the Magic Café to post something on ... 'You know your a cups and bulls junkie when.....' thread.

You know your a cups and balls junkie when you try to do the Vernon wand spin with chop sticks, plumbing pipes and rolled up wrapping paper.



Cups and BULLS? Now that's gonna be a darn cool effect!!!

Whoops, wrong spelling, yin_howe. Thanks.

You know you're a Cups and Balls junkie when, after you finish a drink, you invert the glass and produce a tennis ball from underneath.

I really really like this one, Michaelmystic2003

You know you're a cups and balls junkie when...

you know what becherspiel means.