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Chris Becker Veteran user New York, NY 371 Posts |
I locked myself to my heating two days ago, as a kind of challenge. I managed to open one cuff, but I'm stuck in the other one. I think the lock is broken. I can't reach the phone or leave from here ... help!
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Maritess Regular user 165 Posts |
You are an idiot.
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Chris Becker Veteran user New York, NY 371 Posts |
:fruity:
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
How the hell are you (or were you) locked to a radiator / heating implement with only one cuff and not able to move? Is it that the cuff is too big to go behind the pipe or something?
And I agree with Maritess ¡K¡K Only I welcome you as you make me look good! ƒº |
Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Hey, you're in New York. E-mail one of the local dommes; she'll probably have a key to fit the cuffs.
If she doesn't, she might at least be able to make your time restrained more entertaining.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
One would have thought you would have had a key handy - just in case - but now I read steves post I realise that this may be a set up ......... enjoy the time with the Domme
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
I don't believe this. How is it that you cant get the cuffs out if one hand is free?
My comments remain with all here.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
Do you know ... I think if I had been daft enough to accept a challenge like that and get so hopelessly stuck BUT able to get to my PC I would not go straight for a forum of escapologists.... I think I would extricate myself first! Or at least (and it seems like you may have had to have done this) get SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS COMPETENT to extricate you first.
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Chris Becker Veteran user New York, NY 371 Posts |
Geez ... people, it was a joke! Sorry, I had a late night
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Tod Todson Inner circle USA 1296 Posts |
Steve, you are hilarious
Mystifier, Youth Speaker
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
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On 2007-09-12 23:30, Maritess wrote: now we all look like an idiot .... unless you are now realising the error of your post! may be you are slow to point the "joke" out as you only have one hand to type with and have to use a L ---- O ---- N ---- G stick to reach the keyboard? |
Brian Lehr Inner circle Edmonton, Canada 1605 Posts |
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On 2007-09-12 23:22, Christof wrote: Hah! I got the joke the first time I read it, and was wondering why the others were calling him an idiot! Think about it, there are only two cuffs, one for his hand and one for the heater. He got one of them off. If he got the heater cuff off, then he can leave the house or reach the phone any time he wants; if he got the the one off him, then he can still leave or reach the phone. Brian |
Chris Becker Veteran user New York, NY 371 Posts |
Precisely .... although Maritess knew I was at the office and was kidding herself.
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
OK OK OK...... lets make Dave look more daft .... I know how is that even possible?
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Chance Inner circle 1385 Posts |
Didn't anyone ask themself how it was that he could still use the computer??????
And that since he could, why waste time writing here when he could be calling/writing/faxing the local police???????? |
Oge Regular user 154 Posts |
Or mybe he don't know how to calling or writing or even faxing the police?....
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Chance. Was the First thing I said to Megan after reading this post.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts |
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On 2007-09-14 17:32, Wolflock wrote: Why was "CHANCE" the first hting you said to Dark Elf? can we drop the subject now ... I get the point I look like a bit of a twit (sorry ... I meant LOT of a twit) Oh I have the answer to why he couldn’t get away with getting one guff off …… he had one of the tri cuff set thingies with three bracelets on it! HA! |
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