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johnnymystic![]() Inner circle North Adams Ma. 1576 Posts ![]() |
That's right folks, Johnny Mystic is starting to sprout unsightly ear hairs!
Eeeew! Gross!! Tell me about it!!!
I drink cheap tequila and vomit
<BR>I cannot eat hot wings...acid reflux <BR>I never inhale ![]() <BR>I can put a field dress on a deer |
MagicSanta![]() Inner circle Northern Nevada 5845 Posts ![]() |
Wait until you get hairs growing out of the tip of your nose and top of your ears...then it gets weird. My biggest problem above my neck is my hair on the side grows at a normal rate, the hair on top has not grown since 1979, which means I end up looking like bozo the clown every few weeks.
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Al Angello![]() Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11047 Posts ![]() |
Speaking as a man 20 years older than you. Wait till you need a hand full of pills every day just to be normal.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
Quote:
On 2007-10-04 11:43, Al Angello wrote: You get by with just a handful!!!??? I gotta change over to your pills.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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johnnymystic![]() Inner circle North Adams Ma. 1576 Posts ![]() |
Getting old sucks!
I drink cheap tequila and vomit
<BR>I cannot eat hot wings...acid reflux <BR>I never inhale ![]() <BR>I can put a field dress on a deer |
edh![]() Inner circle 4698 Posts ![]() |
So true.
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Magic is a vanishing art.
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BAH1313![]() Elite user Ohio 445 Posts ![]() |
Better than the alternative...
I am truly blessed to have a job where people are laughing all the time and everyone believes in magic....Come to think of it, I'm blessed to even have a job.
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Mad Jake![]() Inner circle All the voices in my head helped me make 2233 Posts ![]() |
When I put my make up on I highlight mine with eyeliner, looks like worms coming out instead of hair
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DStachowiak![]() Inner circle Baltimore, MD 2158 Posts ![]() |
I figure I have more hair growing on my back than I ever had on top of my head, so it's a net gain.
And yes growing old sucks, but I'll still take any day this side of the grass as a good one, at least so far.
Woke up.
Fell out of bed. Dragged a comb across m' head. |
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