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johnnymystic
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North Adams Ma.
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That's right folks, Johnny Mystic is starting to sprout unsightly ear hairs!

Eeeew!

Gross!!

Tell me about it!!!
I drink cheap tequila and vomit
<BR>I cannot eat hot wings...acid reflux
<BR>I never inhale Smile
<BR>I can put a field dress on a deer
MagicSanta
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Northern Nevada
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Wait until you get hairs growing out of the tip of your nose and top of your ears...then it gets weird. My biggest problem above my neck is my hair on the side grows at a normal rate, the hair on top has not grown since 1979, which means I end up looking like bozo the clown every few weeks.
Al Angello
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Collegeville, Pa. USA
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Speaking as a man 20 years older than you. Wait till you need a hand full of pills every day just to be normal.
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Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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Quote:
On 2007-10-04 11:43, Al Angello wrote:
Speaking as a man 20 years older than you. Wait till you need a hand full of pills every day just to be normal.

You get by with just a handful!!!??? I gotta change over to your pills.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
johnnymystic
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North Adams Ma.
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Getting old sucks!
I drink cheap tequila and vomit
<BR>I cannot eat hot wings...acid reflux
<BR>I never inhale Smile
<BR>I can put a field dress on a deer
edh
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So true. Smile
Magic is a vanishing art.
BAH1313
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Ohio
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Better than the alternative...
I am truly blessed to have a job where people are laughing all the time and everyone believes in magic....Come to think of it, I'm blessed to even have a job.
Mad Jake
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All the voices in my head helped me make
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When I put my make up on I highlight mine with eyeliner, looks like worms coming out instead of hair Smile
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DStachowiak
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Baltimore, MD
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I figure I have more hair growing on my back than I ever had on top of my head, so it's a net gain.
And yes growing old sucks, but I'll still take any day this side of the grass as a good one, at least so far.
Woke up.
Fell out of bed.
Dragged a comb across m' head.
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