How do you keep your sponge "balls" in place while getting on a unicycle? In private it is easy to make the ajustment. Do you use bike shorts, tape? Please respond this is no joking matter.

Thanks

Just cover it with a joke. "im having testicle I mean tecnicle difficulties" or "before I go any further I need to get one thing strait (ajust self here)"

Anton

When mounting the unicycle start to lower yourself onto the seat a little farther forward than you'll be sitting. This will allow you to essentially rest your sponge balls where you need then and then move your butt back to its position, dragging the sponges with you, but now in front of you.

Wear jockey shorts.