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Nir Dahan
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This game was started on another forum I contribute to. The basic idea is to post a limerick and then to give the first line for a limerick to be composed by the next poster. The next guy writes his limerick - using the first line given and gives a new first line to the next. This continues until we get bored.

Here goes.

A fellow called Nir once suggested
a game where he promptly requested:
"send a limerick - it's fine
then add one more line
more time need not be invested..."

and the new first line of the next limerick:

The average spectator's a fool...
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"The average spectator's a fool,"
Thinks the magi who swears he is cool.
But the attitude shows,
And the audience crows,
"Good Grief, what a freaking as* tool!"

next limerick:

I'm tired of Twisting the Aces,
Corona Smith
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I'm tired of Twisting the Aces,
for the same unappreciative faces,
and as I reflect,
its the mirror I suspect,
I should try some more crowded places.

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There was a young man from the Congo,
Nir Dahan
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There was a young man from the Congo
who married a girl who danced Gogo
she thought, "what could rhyme?
for a limerick this time"
A magician they call - Ali Bongo!

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Derren Brown was reading my mind,
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Derren Brown was reading my mind,
Attempting to do it while blind.
But the dude didn't know
Of my years of Cointreau--
So there was nothing there he could find!

next:

Two rabbits, a duck and a bear
Nir Dahan
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Jack the above was just fantastic...


Two rabbits, a duck and a bear
were materialized out of thin air
by a magi named nick
who had quite a shtick
but the secret he just wouldn't share...

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my top change is awfully bad
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Stan? where are you?

My top change is awfully bad,
My bottom deal equally sad
My wife only groans
To leave it alone,
When I pocket the cards, we're both glad!

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The spell should have worn off by now
Corona Smith
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The spell should have worn off by now,
Soon I'll revert to a cow,
I was human for a while,
but the grass tasted vile,
Whoops! its happening right moooo.

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There was a transvestite called Bob,
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There was a transvestite called Bob,
who once got attacked by a mob.
Then one day he said
as he layed in his bed,
I really want some corn on the cob.

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I hope you're not my mom
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I hope you're not my mum,
In case I inherit your bum,
When you are bent,
It's like 2 hippos in a tent,
And when you stand it blocks out the sun.

There was an old man from Chicago,
Nir Dahan
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There was an old man from Chicago,
who loved to dance cha-cha and Tango
he looked like an ape
and was offered a grape,
a banana, a melon and mango

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The guys here make rhyming quite tough
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The guys here make rhyming quite tough,
and George and Corona are gruff,
It could be construed,
that a limerick should be rude,
enough nicey politey stuff!

next:

Did you hear about William of Orange?
smithpaul60
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Did you hear about William of Orange?
who bought a coat painted... orange.
he wore it all day
until he could say
he ate in one bite a whole orange.

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I don't want to write a rude limerick.
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I don't want to write a rude limerick
Which might make some quite sick
but I came to play
though magicians say
I'd rather see another card trick

There was a harmonica player from Oz
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com
music, magic and marvelous toys
http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u
Nir Dahan
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A harmonica player from Oz
couldn't really play good just because
if you have enough nerve
and care to observe
you'd see he breathes through a hose!

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Geller tried bending my spoon
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Geller tried bending my spoon.
He won't try again very soon.
I made him bleed and cough,
since I now need enough
Viagra for a whole platoon.

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Naked angels on bikes
smithpaul60
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I see naked angels on bikes
and jokers who like riding trikes
I know it's not fair
but you'd better beware
of those large falling andesites. (volcanic rocks)

(this is the best post this year)

I own a small money tree
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Nir Dahan
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I owned a small money tree
grows 1 dollar bills just for free
to become really rich
I'm making the switch
not with one thumb tip - but three

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I got an invisible deck
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Nice one, Nir!

"I got an invisible deck,
It's ordinary--here, you inspect.
They've dropped on the floor--"
You've heard that before
Unoriginal, yes, what the heck.


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It was Vernon and Marlo and me
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It was Vernon and Marlo and me,
I said "I'm the best of us three",
They laughed so hard,
They dropped half their cards,
And claimed I was out of my tree.

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I like to paint my knees pink
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