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I don't believe it. I was talking about sword and card. Give me some credit guys.

Non-rhyming jokes aren't allowed
proclaimed Mr. Wayne quite loud.
With pen in his hand
he's the best in the land,
of his poems, he is very proud.

There was a magician from L.A.
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There was a magician from L.A.
That knew a musician who loved to play
So one performed tricks
While the other played licks
At a charity ball on Christmas day.


Taking pride in rhymes is folly indeed
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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Taking pride in rhymes is folly indeed,
yet we continue this thread with such speed,
that the meter gets skewed
and the verse sometimes crude.
making it tough to then follow the lead.


It's been said that to master the pass...
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It's been said that to master the pass
I must spend less time with our lass
A post in this section
Says use misdirection
So you don't end up looking an ass


I'm struggling to master my cull
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I'm struggling to master my cull
on the beach getting pecked by a gull
so I called up Kostya,
He said "It'll cost ya."
Anything to get me out of this lull.

Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...
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Silly rabbit tricks are for kids
I'd rather be vanishing quids
I think I,m mindfreak
When I use coin unique
And I don't even edit my vids
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Sorry again

I keep forgetting my patter
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I keep forgetting my patter,
and I'm sure that you've heard my teeth chatter.
I've got stage fright, you see,
though I'm now on TV
and must act like there's nothing the matter.


Though he practiced all day and all night...
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Though he practiced all day and night
The magician still had stage fright
He hit a bump in the road
and dropped his final load
but still tried with all of his might.

Some decks are red, and some are blue
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Some decks are red, some are blue,
but that shouldn't matter to you.
Both will handle the same,
so it's you who's to blame,
and not your cards' size or their hue.


When practicing all his illusions...
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When practicing all his illusions
The Professor created mass delusions
because every trick
was really quite slick
and they never created confusion.

What's the newest magical invention?
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Whats the newest magical invention
one I saw at the latest convention
It left me astounded
speechless and dumbfounded
And it got everybodies attention




My wife wont be my assistant
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My wife won't be my assistant
For my hat is not quite resistant
I try to stay true
All temptations shew..
But the rabbits are much too persistent


Okay, that's really really bad, and I'm ashamed.

So...

The Queen Mary is harbored in Hamburg
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The Queen Mary is harbored in Hamburg
Not the ship, but a fat chick from Pittsburgh
She wore a dress of bright red
And danced with her guy Fred
Like in that song by Chris DeBurgh

(Man, that was a toughy.)
I'm getting ready to go on vacation.
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I'm getting ready to go on vacation
with the worlds best self levitation
I'm flying through the air
And saved on the train fare
*** I just woke up at the station
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Since Trav forgot the next line
I've no shame in giving you mine
Tonight I'll be strolling
But I'd rather be bowling
and drinking a nice glass of wine.

Have we reached a limerick Slowdown?
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Have we reached a limerick slowdown,
or is everyone just out of town?
The rhymes have been fewer;
without something newer
it's Pepka who'll be wearing the crown.


My doves have been molting like crazy...
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My doves have been molting like crazy
They've also grown fat and lazy
And like my ex-wife
They cause me much strife
Now I'm with a hot blonde named Daisy.

Donal vanishes things in his topit...
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Donal vanishes things in his topit
His wife can't get him to stop
With his tomfoolery
He vanished her jewellery
So she told him to hop-it



I can,t find my best magic wand
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I can't find my best magic wand
Of the others I'm just not too fond
They haven't the length
Or the magical strength
To pleasure my favorite blonde....


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