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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
It looks like the Red Sox in four,
Not the team but the pairs on my floor, At the walls I do flick 'em, And if they stick then, I decide not to wear them no more. next: I wish I hadn't grown a beard, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
Amazing limericks George... here is a tribute to you
I wish I hadn't grown me a beard said George, who looks rather weird what he'd done he didn't know to the kids at his show who from him are horribly feared next: George could write limericks for money |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
George could write limericks for money
and so could corona, landmark and NI(r) for all that you need is a bag full of W*** and a couple of hours a day. (I'm not condoning w*** use or saying anyone here smokes, just thought it made a great rhyme) My mom would disown me for that... |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
My mom would disown me for that,
She won't allow w*** in the flat, One of her bugbears, Is the taking of drugs, there, Ever since I fed hash to her cat. next: Nir's puzzles make my head sore, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Nir's puzzles make my head sore,
I'll just have a go at one more, then I must stop, or my brain will pop, and make a mess on the floor. Two little birdies go Tweet, |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
Two little birdies go Tweet
A sound that is really quite neet But the cat had a smile that stayed quite a while and the kitty was in the catbird seat The toilet bowl water is rising
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
The toilet bowl water is rising,
I find this quite surprising, I killed Basil Brush, I thought he would flush, My disposal technique needs revising. next: A girl with a duck on her head, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
A girl with a duck on her head
wanted someone to go with to bed she tried a cat and a frog and even a dog but decided on the zoo guard instead (could have made it nastier but I leave those for George...) next: my front zipper was open a bit |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
My front zipper was open a bit,
unfortunately I wanted a ....poo, I tried to take aim, but down my trousers it came, now my socks are covered in...it. A man on my street declared war... |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
A man on my street declared war,
With the family in number 24, He made them quite sick, With a collection of tricks, Like posting Corona's socks through their door. After eating 4 tins of baked beans |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
After eating 4 tins of baked beans
I couldn't wear my old jeans my friends told me "YES" release some more gas then I could eat the chop-suey greens next: I love my spiders deep fried ------- was beaten by a matter of minutes by george for the previous limerick so I thought I might keep it... A man on the street declared war "we don't want to see more that hardcore!" but it was all just a waste he was quite double faced since they caught him a few times with a *** |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
"I love my spiders deep fried,
with worms in honey on the side, then for desert, I like pickled shirt"! and those were the last words he cried. There was a young man from Cheam... |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
There was a young man from Cheam,
Who jumped into a vat of whipped cream, "It's no mere trifle, You get quite an eyefull, When it goes pasturize", he would beam. An old fellow from Stoke-on-trent |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
An old fellow from Stoke-on-trent
was quite angry and seemed hell-bent for he saw that his daughter had married a squatter and was spending their life in a tent. I just came home from work |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
An old fellow from Stoke-on-trent,
couldn't afford the rent, so the bailiffs came round, and slapped him around, now he lives in a tent. Did you hear about Chan Canasta? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Ha!
Alternate rhyme was Kent. |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Did you hear about dear Chan Canasta?
His wife loved it fasta and fasta Poor Chan was so tired, But his wife was still wired There was no way that he could out lasta Hillary, Cheney and Bush
Click here to get Gerald Deutsch's Perverse Magic: The First Sixteen Years
All proceeds to Open Heart Magic charity. |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Hillary, Cheney and Bush,
are in a terrible rush, "We'll save you we will, from the axis of evil, whilst turning your brains to mush". Superman is on the dole, |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Superman is on the dole,
The years have taken their toll, He can't fly now, sadly, Since he landed quite badly, And one of his testicles swoll. next: Governor Arnold Shwarzenegger |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Governor Arnold Shwarzenegger,
once sat on and squashed a beggar, the autocue said, "He vos better ov dead", so he read it out ledder by ledder. The current administration... |
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