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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
This game was started on another forum I contribute to. The basic idea is to post a limerick and then to give the first line for a limerick to be composed by the next poster. The next guy writes his limerick - using the first line given and gives a new first line to the next. This continues until we get bored.
Here goes. A fellow called Nir once suggested a game where he promptly requested: "send a limerick - it's fine then add one more line more time need not be invested..." and the new first line of the next limerick: The average spectator's a fool... |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
"The average spectator's a fool,"
Thinks the magi who swears he is cool. But the attitude shows, And the audience crows, "Good Grief, what a freaking as* tool!" next limerick: I'm tired of Twisting the Aces,
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
I'm tired of Twisting the Aces,
for the same unappreciative faces, and as I reflect, its the mirror I suspect, I should try some more crowded places. next: There was a young man from the Congo, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
There was a young man from the Congo
who married a girl who danced Gogo she thought, "what could rhyme? for a limerick this time" A magician they call - Ali Bongo! next: Derren Brown was reading my mind, |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Derren Brown was reading my mind,
Attempting to do it while blind. But the dude didn't know Of my years of Cointreau-- So there was nothing there he could find! next: Two rabbits, a duck and a bear
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
Jack the above was just fantastic...
Two rabbits, a duck and a bear were materialized out of thin air by a magi named nick who had quite a shtick but the secret he just wouldn't share... next: my top change is awfully bad |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Stan? where are you?
My top change is awfully bad, My bottom deal equally sad My wife only groans To leave it alone, When I pocket the cards, we're both glad! next: The spell should have worn off by now
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
The spell should have worn off by now,
Soon I'll revert to a cow, I was human for a while, but the grass tasted vile, Whoops! its happening right moooo. next: There was a transvestite called Bob, |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
There was a transvestite called Bob,
who once got attacked by a mob. Then one day he said as he layed in his bed, I really want some corn on the cob. next, I hope you're not my mom |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I hope you're not my mum,
In case I inherit your bum, When you are bent, It's like 2 hippos in a tent, And when you stand it blocks out the sun. There was an old man from Chicago, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
There was an old man from Chicago,
who loved to dance cha-cha and Tango he looked like an ape and was offered a grape, a banana, a melon and mango next: The guys here make rhyming quite tough |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
The guys here make rhyming quite tough,
and George and Corona are gruff, It could be construed, that a limerick should be rude, enough nicey politey stuff! next: Did you hear about William of Orange? |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
Did you hear about William of Orange?
who bought a coat painted... orange. he wore it all day until he could say he ate in one bite a whole orange. next I don't want to write a rude limerick. |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
I don't want to write a rude limerick
Which might make some quite sick but I came to play though magicians say I'd rather see another card trick There was a harmonica player from Oz
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
A harmonica player from Oz
couldn't really play good just because if you have enough nerve and care to observe you'd see he breathes through a hose! next: Geller tried bending my spoon |
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TomasB Inner circle Sweden 1144 Posts |
Geller tried bending my spoon.
He won't try again very soon. I made him bleed and cough, since I now need enough Viagra for a whole platoon. Next: Naked angels on bikes |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
I see naked angels on bikes
and jokers who like riding trikes I know it's not fair but you'd better beware of those large falling andesites. (volcanic rocks) (this is the best post this year) I own a small money tree |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
I owned a small money tree
grows 1 dollar bills just for free to become really rich I'm making the switch not with one thumb tip - but three next: I got an invisible deck |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Nice one, Nir!
"I got an invisible deck, It's ordinary--here, you inspect. They've dropped on the floor--" You've heard that before Unoriginal, yes, what the heck. next: It was Vernon and Marlo and me
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
It was Vernon and Marlo and me,
I said "I'm the best of us three", They laughed so hard, They dropped half their cards, And claimed I was out of my tree. Next: I like to paint my knees pink |
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