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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
While walking naked at home,
I was spotted as I did roam, I jumped over a hedge, And my meat and two veg, Smacked into the face of a gnome. There once was a man from Munich, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
There once was a man from Munich
who roamed naked under his tunic like that he'd explain he doesn't restrain his quite humongous and long leg what happened to limericks about magic? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
What happened to limericks about magic?
The results where invariably tragic, I don't give a gnats ass, About a rhyming a pass, I was so bored that I turned pelagic. A life on the ocean wave, |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
A life on the ocean wave
is something far from a rave Scurvy I got am seasick a lot and gettin' cuts when I need to shave check out Darwin Ortiz |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
Check out Darwin Ortiz
The man could deal cards with his knees He can bring up an ace From any old place Be it Bicycles, Bull Puck, or Bees! As the card floated onto the table...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
As the card floated onto the table
By the old medium "Mystic Mabel" Someone saw the thread attached to her head now FRAUD is her only label. I spilled beer on my close-up pad |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I spilled beer on my close-up pad,
It was the very last bottle I had, Rather than cry, I sucked the pad dry. Warm dirty beer tastes quite bad. A magician from Harrisburg, |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
A magician from Harrisburg
Preceeded onomics with erg He conjured a chair Just like sitting on air To use for a Tory named Purg. Magicgeorge made this job real tough...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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Donal Chayce Inner circle 1770 Posts |
Magicgeorge made this job real tough
as his sense of meter's quite rough. But with Mandarin's help that arrhythmic Celt whelp was saved from reproach, sure enough. Between Marlo and Elmsley and Zarrow... |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
Between Marlo and Elmsley and Zarrow
I'm not sure who has the best faro But through all of their trickin' Herb's the only one still Kickin' and his waist remains rather narrow. My girlfriend's a showgirl you know... |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
My girlfriend's a showgirl you know...
I cut her in half in each show in a gig that I got put her back - I forgot for applause - now she can't really bow Juan Tamariz tops them all! |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Juan Tamariz tops them all
Blond, brunette, short and tall It's not why he's known to us But it's nevertheless humorous To realize he's done more than Lepaul When I'm in love I shout Tally Ho! |
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topandball Regular user New England 132 Posts |
When I'm in love, I shout, "Tally Ho!"
Downstairs to my lady, "I'm ready to go!" When she comes up the stairs, I'm caught unawares, For she's dressed for a trip to the sto' A fifer, his wife, and his beagle,
"Gamblin' Sam from Birmingham, I learned this game in Vietnam"
R.I.P. Haynes, the ORIGINAL "Gamblin' Sam" |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
A fifer, his wife, and his beagle
have a hobby that is quite illegal. They'd go hunting for meat, the meal was a treat... instead of turkey, she roasted an eagle. I've a hole in my new underpants... |
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topandball Regular user New England 132 Posts |
I've a hole in my new underpants
Which serves as an entrance for ants. They go in; they go out, And they walk on my spout. Now, the kids think I know how to dance. I like to solve problems math'matical
"Gamblin' Sam from Birmingham, I learned this game in Vietnam"
R.I.P. Haynes, the ORIGINAL "Gamblin' Sam" |
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topandball Regular user New England 132 Posts |
I like to solve problems math'matical.
I'm a CPA on sabbatical. But now you will find, I am losing my mind, And my sums have become quite erratical. I just bought a fresh bag of lemons P.S. I hope it's not cheating to do two in a row....
"Gamblin' Sam from Birmingham, I learned this game in Vietnam"
R.I.P. Haynes, the ORIGINAL "Gamblin' Sam" |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
I hope it's not cheating to do two in a row...
It's something about which my wife should not know I left the house pleased Then got horribly teased Now my head's not all that I got hanging low. (Sorry, blame stoneunhinged...) I just bought a fresh bag of lemons...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
I just bought a fresh bag of lemons,
from my favorite dealer, Roger Clemens. That's the juice he would use to win and not lose and hit lots of homeruns for the womens. So who's gonna win the election? |
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topandball Regular user New England 132 Posts |
So who's gonna win the election?
I'm tired of the pundits' dissection Of every last word We the people have heard From the candidates out for inspection. A bag is a paper container
"Gamblin' Sam from Birmingham, I learned this game in Vietnam"
R.I.P. Haynes, the ORIGINAL "Gamblin' Sam" |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
A bag is a paper container
A big one can be quite the restrainer like a strait jacket it's easy to pack it. Used nicely by the Unknown entertainer There was a harmonica player from Oz
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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