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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts 
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Game is; I'll write a set-up, someone else writes a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, someone else's write a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, someone else writes a punchline for it and then the set-up for another gag, etc., etc., etc..
Original jokes favoured, sneak in an oldie if you must (try and disguise it though). If no one comes up with a punchline for your gag within 12 hours your allowed to answer your own and pose a different gag. OK? here goes: What do you call a man with a penguin on his head? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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Under the "Wetter".
How many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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2 would be efishent but it's gotta be good for 6 months.
What do you get if you cross a lightbulb with a horse? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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A Clydesdale that drinks bud light.
Why did road cross the horse?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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It didn't really happen... It was just a night "mare."
Where does fruit go to sweat?  |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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A saunana or a humplum (Vegetables obviously go to Swedeish Baths).
Where do aubergines go on holiday? |
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Danny The Idiot Regular user London, UK 170 Posts
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To the egg plant.
What sound does an explosive monkey make? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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"Hello dear, I'm Michael Winner"
What's pink and blue and hides in cabbage patches? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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A cold flamingo.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Get your fairy godmother to coach the cracks out.
What did the sparrow say to the teabag? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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"If I'm going to be the early bird I'd rather have a coffee"
What's the difference between a lemon and monkey? |
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Flying Magus Loyal user 286 Posts
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It's really hard to get a bill out of a monkey.
Why are bananas bent?
Magically yours,
Michel Fouché Believe in the Impossible |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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So monkeys can't smuggle them in piccolo cases.
Can you give me a sentence with the word 'infactuated' in it? |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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I see my Top Hat is missing, you were so hungry infacuated.
Where does a General keep his Armies?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Same place Harpo keeps his cutlery.
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a sideboard? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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A croc with a lot of friends.
How many mimes does it take to shingle a dog house?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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None.
If someone kills a mime in the forest, does any body care?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Not if you don't hear it.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mime?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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Purple, because ice cream has no bones.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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KFC Family Pack
Why did the laptop cry? |
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