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ERIC
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The vanishing body

Who makes up the audience?
Father Photius
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Making Jimmy Hoffa disappear.

How do you turn Kyle's red jacket blue?
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The fish of course

What is a nuns favorite trick?
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Pretending to not "want it" from father O'malley for all those years

What's black and white and smells like sausage gravy?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Kyle's mustache

How do you turn Kyle's red jacket blue?
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Remove the Ketchup stains.

Why did Kyle and I stop producing rabbits in our acts?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Because the rabbits said, "no kiss and no dinner, no production"

What type of magic doesn't Kyle do?
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Good magic.

What do you get when you cross a Mafioso with a booking agent?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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A cement shoe tap-dance act in every club in town.

How many Goodfellas does it take to change a light bulb?
"Gamblin' Sam from Birmingham, I learned this game in Vietnam"
R.I.P. Haynes, the ORIGINAL "Gamblin' Sam"
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A.One, the light bulb was offered something he couldn't refuse
b.Two...one to get the horse and
C.Take the canoli!

Why did Nigel take the canoli?
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ERIC
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Cause the horses head scared him..especially when Harris made it talk.

What did Harris make the horses head say that scared Nigel sooooo bad?
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"Here comes Kyle"

Would you rather your audience volunteer be Mr. Ed
or

Would you rather your audience volunteer be Francis the Talking Mule?
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Mr. Ed.

Why haven't horses played a bigger role in magic through the years?
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Mr. Ed especially if the series comedy writer Lou Derman could make a magical appearance. (he wrote the column Ledgerdermania many years ago.

Francis if Donald could do a short dance #..
Both guest request would be in the miracle class.

How do you make a Magic Square..(or how do you make magic Square?)
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Just have Photius perform it. They already think he is square any ways. =)

Why do people praise and love Kyle and his magic so much?
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Quote:
On 2008-04-15 11:14, photius wrote:
"Here comes Kyle"

Would you rather your audience volunteer be Mr. Ed
or

Would you rather your audience volunteer be Francis the Talking Mule?


Wrong thread! This is gag Tag!
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Quote:
On 2008-04-15 16:36, magic4u02 wrote:
Just have Photius perform it. They already think he is square any ways. =)

Why do people praise and love Kyle and his magic so much?


They haven't been taught any better!

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To a peel and eat shrimp place.

(And a rather can be a gag)

What did Kyle's mother say when he did his first trick?
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OH NO 2 magicians in this house. Can't I just get one of you to set the table?

What magic trick would we all stand up and appluade loudly for if Doug performed?
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Probably the "Dissapear From the Magic Café" Trick!

What did the mama magic wand say to the baby magic wand?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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