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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Stick with me and we can be magic together.
How did Kyle vanish the elephant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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One bite at a time.
What does a vampire do when he can't get Viagra?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When the sun comes up he rises and shines.
Who was the first magician on the moon?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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I don't know, but it seems the masked magician mooned us all!
Where do elephants go for an evening of fun?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Down to the watering hole with the Elk,who of course, are looking for an elkahole.
Why can't Kyle do magic on Tuesdays?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Because Teusday all-ready has someone else "on her" doing their magic...
When pigs can fly...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Kyle and Doug will be finally considered magicians.
How much did Kyle get paid for his first trick?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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I don't know. You'll have to ask the his pimp.
Where did the rhino buy his fancy tux?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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At Penguin magic.
How much magic would it take to fill Yankee stadium?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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More than we will ever see
what makes music on your head?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The Cap 'tin and Tennel
Why can't magicians whistle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Moving the hands and lips at the same time would require too much coordination. (Well, if they were blonde magicians)
What do they call a short psychic who just escaped from jail?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A man with short foresight
Why does the magician wear two pairs of pants when he performs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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In case it's not just the fans that he splits.
Why did the magician hide his best trick under his jacket?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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He was keeping her all to himself...
Where does Bill Clinton go to buy his cigars?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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John Rogers of course...(no comments on being Jolly)
How do some manipulators make an ash of themselves?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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By blowing their cigarette production.
Who will be the first magician in space? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Paul Curry, because he is "out of this world"
Why did the magician give his assistant the bird?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Because she was "loaded".
What did the "Bird" say to the 36th president?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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I just flip over you!
What's black and white and sits on an igloo?
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