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Father Photius
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Stick with me and we can be magic together.

How did Kyle vanish the elephant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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One bite at a time.

What does a vampire do when he can't get Viagra?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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When the sun comes up he rises and shines.

Who was the first magician on the moon?
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I don't know, but it seems the masked magician mooned us all!

Where do elephants go for an evening of fun?
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Father Photius
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Down to the watering hole with the Elk,who of course, are looking for an elkahole.

Why can't Kyle do magic on Tuesdays?
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Because Teusday all-ready has someone else "on her" doing their magic...

When pigs can fly...
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Father Photius
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Kyle and Doug will be finally considered magicians.

How much did Kyle get paid for his first trick?
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I don't know. You'll have to ask the his pimp.

Where did the rhino buy his fancy tux?
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Father Photius
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At Penguin magic.

How much magic would it take to fill Yankee stadium?
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daffydoug
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More than we will ever see

what makes music on your head?
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Father Photius
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The Cap 'tin and Tennel

Why can't magicians whistle?
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Moving the hands and lips at the same time would require too much coordination. (Well, if they were blonde magicians)

What do they call a short psychic who just escaped from jail?
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Father Photius
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A man with short foresight

Why does the magician wear two pairs of pants when he performs?
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In case it's not just the fans that he splits.

Why did the magician hide his best trick under his jacket?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
daffydoug
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He was keeping her all to himself...

Where does Bill Clinton go to buy his cigars?
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John Rogers of course...(no comments on being Jolly)

How do some manipulators make an ash of themselves?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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By blowing their cigarette production.

Who will be the first magician in space?
Father Photius
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Paul Curry, because he is "out of this world"

Why did the magician give his assistant the bird?
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Because she was "loaded".

What did the "Bird" say to the 36th president?
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I just flip over you!

What's black and white and sits on an igloo?
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