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jocdoc
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OK, what is the riskiest way to manipulate a card?

[As an aside, you'll all be pleased to know that I successfully performed a signed card to prostate during an exam today!]
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Father Photius
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In front of a firing squad.

What is the funniest way to manipulate Kyle's balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jocdoc
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When he isn't watching, paint them a different color and then mix them up!

How does one know when it's time to log off of a forum and get some sleep?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Father Photius
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I haven't a clue. Superman never sleeps.

What is the best way to make magic?
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The total opposite of the best way to make money..(and friends)

Where does Kyle go when he needs a haircut really bad?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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I have HAIR!!???? NO WAY!!!!!!


Where does Doug go to get his dancing bananas?
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Father Photius
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Arthur Murray Bananaria


What is the magic word that changes Kyle into a human being?
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Larry Bean
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Abracrapdabra.

What's the difference between Photius being awake or asleep?
magic4u02
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There's a difference?

Why does photius look like the walking dead?
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Father Photius
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Nothing, Photius never sleeps.


Why is a magician like a cold tamalie?
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Larry Bean
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Both are worth about $2.

How can you be sure to get your money's worth when hiring a magician?
Father Photius
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Pay him no more than a quarter.

What was Kyle's greatest trick besides vanishing the family bank account?
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Larry Bean
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"Pull my finger"

What is Photius' greatest trick?
Father Photius
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Making people believe he is a magician


What happens when you lock photius and kyle in the same room for an hour?
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"God knows what" and I don't care to ask Him.

What's the difference between an old car and an old man.
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
Father Photius
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The car can be made to run again.

Why did the magician put his assistant into the box?
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Bridgewater
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One needs gas, the other dispenses it.

What did Houdini say when he found himself locked in a bathroom stall?
"Don't run with those..."
Father Photius
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Oh Cr*p not again!

Why did the magician put his assistant into the box?
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Larry Bean
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I guess as an object lesson. He should have been thinking outside the box.

How many assistants can a magician fit into a box?
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As many as he needs too, after all, he is a magician.


Why did the magician envy Pam Thompson?
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