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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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Because she gets to talk to Johnny Thompson whenever she wants to.
Why did the magician change his phone number? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he couldn't remember it.
What is the most elaborate flub that Harry Lorayne ever recovered from?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Forgetting where he put his car keys.
What event started Harry Lorayne down his "memory" path? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He started to tell me once, but couldn't remember
What is the greatest flub Kyle ever recovered from?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Being born?
Wht did one sharp knife in the drawer say to the dull knife?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"you're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?"
How did Daffydoug really get started in magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Once again, I take the fifth!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Well if you got started in magic like most of us it was more likely after you drank a fifth.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Or after my fifth drink...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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From the fifth lota bowl...
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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I have no idea what we're talking about anymore.
What color is the ugliest animal in the world?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Chihuahua
How do you make the ugliest animal in the world vanish? |
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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Use a platapus trap.
By the way, Chihuahua isn't a color How old is the oldest man alive?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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I'm not sure, but I hope I'm that old when I'm his age.
what do you get if you cross a chicken with a panda? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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I'm not sure but I hear KFC is interested.
What do you get if you actually dressed George in a "normal" business suit?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The 43rd President of the United States.
What did the magician's assistant do to the audience member that pinched her?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Slapped him upside the head and kicked him where the sun don't shine. Great trick.
Why is it funny when people get kicked where the sun don't shine?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause it makes them think of Kyle.
How many Photius's does it take to make one Kyle?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Way way too many to even contemplate. I mean it is not easy being a complete lame loser like myself. It takes great skill. =) Besides you need a red jacket any ways.
Why does Kyle wear the red jacket or mystery?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he can't afford a cloak of invisibility.
Why did the great magician turn kyle's head into a bottle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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