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Larry Bean
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Because she gets to talk to Johnny Thompson whenever she wants to.

Why did the magician change his phone number?
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Because he couldn't remember it.


What is the most elaborate flub that Harry Lorayne ever recovered from?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Forgetting where he put his car keys.

What event started Harry Lorayne down his "memory" path?
Father Photius
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He started to tell me once, but couldn't remember


What is the greatest flub Kyle ever recovered from?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Being born?

Wht did one sharp knife in the drawer say to the dull knife?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Father Photius
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"you're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?"

How did Daffydoug really get started in magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
daffydoug
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Once again, I take the fifth!
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Father Photius
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Well if you got started in magic like most of us it was more likely after you drank a fifth.
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daffydoug
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Or after my fifth drink...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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From the fifth lota bowl...
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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I have no idea what we're talking about anymore.

What color is the ugliest animal in the world?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Chihuahua

How do you make the ugliest animal in the world vanish?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Dustin Baker
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Use a platapus trap.

By the way, Chihuahua isn't a color

How old is the oldest man alive?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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I'm not sure, but I hope I'm that old when I'm his age.

what do you get if you cross a chicken with a panda?
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I'm not sure but I hear KFC is interested.

What do you get if you actually dressed George in a "normal" business suit?
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The 43rd President of the United States.


What did the magician's assistant do to the audience member that pinched her?
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magic4u02
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Slapped him upside the head and kicked him where the sun don't shine. Great trick.

Why is it funny when people get kicked where the sun don't shine?
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Cause it makes them think of Kyle.


How many Photius's does it take to make one Kyle?
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magic4u02
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Way way too many to even contemplate. I mean it is not easy being a complete lame loser like myself. It takes great skill. =) Besides you need a red jacket any ways.

Why does Kyle wear the red jacket or mystery?
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Because he can't afford a cloak of invisibility.

Why did the great magician turn kyle's head into a bottle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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