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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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Because the balloon that is usually there was about to pop.
Why did the magician always fill his balloons with helium? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the last time he tried using a different gas they threw him in jail.
How did the audience make the magician disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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By Boo-ing him away.
What is Photius' favorite nursery rhyme? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Wee Willie Winkie, makes me think of Kyle.
How did the magician make Niagra Falls flow backwards?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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By rewinding the tape.
How did the magician get booked at Niagara Falls in the first place? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Some bookers will fall for anything...
Where does a camel in a bar have in common with a zebra at the supermarket?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They are both lost
How many magicians does it take to recreate Houdini's greatest escape?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I have no idea where. Some idea of when. A good idea of how. And won't tell why.
Why did the magician produce a frog from under his Chop Cup? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he heard it was such a hopping trick.
What did the magician say to the man who picked his pocket?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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There's more where that came from, Sunshine!
What shapes can you produce from a Square Circle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Oblongs, triangles, trapazoids, and parallelograms
What did the magician find when he reached into his squared circle?
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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A square hole and a round peg.
How many senators does it take to open a - ehem "Massage Parlor"?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Zero, because politicians always rub you the wrong way.
What did the magician do when he got the bad news from the IRS?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Vanished his tax returns....
What cereal do "little people" love to eat?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Wee Tees
Why did the magician's assistant who had an unfortunate accident during the act love her job? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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She was blonde, of course!
How do baby crocodiles tell time?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They naturally tick croc
What did the magician say when he realized he was doing the water escape in a salt water crocodile tank?
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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OH $%!T
What did the magician say to the heckler?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Yeah buddy? and that goes for your stupid crocodile too!
What was Kyle's secondary choice for a jacket color besides fire engine red?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Sir, would you come to a point, like your head already has?
What did Blackstone say when the dancing hankerchief danced down his pants?
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