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daffydoug
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Cut it out. Your'e stealing my show!
What was Kyle's secondary choice for a jacket color besides fire engine red?
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Ketchup red, he is a man of mono color

How many Blackstones does it take to float a lightbulb?
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2. One to do the trick and one backstage to inflate him with the helium.

How many Photius' does it take to create a good act?
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Photius had an act???

The answer is sponge balls square pants.. but what is the question?
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What magic trick does Sponge Bob Love to perform?

Why is Kyle going to have to spend the day wreaking havoc and getting back to each and every one of you sickos?
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Because if he doesn't he's soon gonna have TWO days to catch up on!

Where do Television sets go to get there hair done?
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To daffy dougs TV salon emporium. For wacked out folks with TV's that need a good grooming.

Where does Kyle go to get good torture devices to harm all of you?
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Photius's dungeon of torture.

Why would Kyle ever do this rather than have fun doing magic?
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Cause it is much more fun torturing you all as I force you to watch my bad magic.

What would Photius have done if Kyle was not out of the house all day yesterday?
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Probably had a life.

Why did the magic club ban red jackets?
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Because no one wanted to be like Kyle.....

Why did Kelly end up sleeping in the spare bedroom?
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Because she finally woke up to who was in the room with her, and realized it wasn't photius.

Why is kissing Photius like being Kyle's twin sister?
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Because if you kissed my twin you would be in for a big suprise when you realized HIS name is Ken.

Why is Kyle not getting any dinner tonight?
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Because Kelly realized what an emsley count was.

What is Kelly's worst nightmare beside being married to Kyle or potentially married to photius?
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Going to the SAM/IBM convention with Doug on one arm and Photius on the other....

What is photius's worst nightmare?
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Father Photius
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Doug being on Kelly's other arm.

Why is Kyle such a lucky man?
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magic4u02
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Because he realizes that Kelly could have done way way way better then ME. lol

Why is Kyle still not getting any dinner tonight?
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Because in an earlier thread he dissed his beautiful wife's cooking.

What kind of magic will it take to get Kyle dinner?
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One in which I do this trick with a credit card that magically ends up at payless Shoe stores. She loves the trick but I am not so thrilled by it.

What does Kelly see in Kyle any ways?
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A credit card at Payless

Why doesn't Kyle actually deserve dinner?
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