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Because brainless one celled organisms do not yet have the power to create avatars. Also his mug is so ugly he would be banned from posting.

Why does Kyle love Kelly and adore her for all the greatness and beauty she has?
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Because it is true.

Why is the bag over Kyle's head?
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magic4u02
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Because Kelly is not buying a word of what I just said. lol

Why is Kyle still sleeping on the couch tonight?
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Because Photius has the bedroom.

What does it take to get Kyle a personality?
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No money in the world can buy me one.

What does it take to give Photius good looks?
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Nothing he already has them.

What does Photius want, that Kyle has, that Kyle won't get, but Photius will?
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Ummm, let's ask Kelly!

What does Kyle wear when his red jacket is at the dry cleaners?
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His red BVDs

Why is Kelly the most desireable woman in the universe?
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He has never been without that jacket....he would be lost....

Why did I ever get involved with you nut jobs? lol
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Because we can't tear outselves away from your enchanting charms.


Why did doug propose to Kyle?
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Because birds of a feather....

What religious function would Photius perform at Kyle and Kellys re-speaking of the wedding vows?
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Because I was not available at the time....

Why did doug accept?
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Because doug has no taste and it was better than that dog.

And to dougs, nothing would be said, in Orthodoxy there are no vows.

What does it take to get Photius to act sanely?
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Um.....

why can't I answer that last one?
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Its a trick question, it is impossible.

Why does Kyle really pay the mortgage?
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magic4u02
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Um because some things in the universe can just not be answered even though we try.

Why is Kelly the smartest person in this thread?
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Because she loves photius.

Why is Kyle behind in the payments?
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poofersmagic
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Because she married the sexy guy in the red jacket...

Why did photius miss that one?
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He didn't, he knows , inspite of the marrage license , who Kelly really loves.

Now back to my previous gag.
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magic4u02
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Cause he still is only a one celled organism.

Why must Kelly team up with Kyle against all these other dweebs?
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