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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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Since nobody asked a question, I will.
Why does a centipede have 100 legs?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Because if it didn't it would be a worm?
Why did my question get deleted? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Why did my answer get deleted? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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So you could ask your next question.
Why do men have nipples? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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To help them put their shirts on the right way around.
What do you call a man with a cigar up his nose? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Cockeyed.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a lightning conductor! |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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It must be the steel plate in your head.
When I was a little boy, my mommy used to tell me........
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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It'll grow as you do....she lied.
Why are the English so rude? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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To release the suppressure valve. (bum)
Why don't tigers wear clogs? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Because they just DON'T 'go' with stripes!
What is black and white and black and white and black and white (etc?)?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Michael Jackson caught in a time loop.
Why did the penguin roll down the hill? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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He wanted to test his 'flipper'
When is the best time to salt pork? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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When the hog isn't paying attention...
Why didn't the turtle cross the road?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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To (not) get to the other tide.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bus conductor? |
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calamari Elite user The San Francisco Bay Area 429 Posts
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Is a bus conductor the same as a bus driver? or is this an actual conductor walking around the bus taking tickets?
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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A miserable Clucker.
How do you confuse an American? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8823 Posts
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Speak English.
Why did the assistant vanish?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Because the paycheck bounced.
How do you confuse the British?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Danny The Idiot Regular user London, UK 170 Posts
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Say that you speak English but actually speak American.
What do a donkey, a unicycle and a bowl of rice have in common? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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I had them all for dinner.
What's the difference between a chicken? |
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