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daffydoug
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Because he was busy preening himself..
Why does Photius long for what he can't have?
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Because it is all he knows how to do....

Why does Doug care about what Photius longs for?
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Because he want's what is left over.

Why is magic the only thing the group of us really has in common?
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Because they wouldn;t let us out of the insane asylum long enough to get real hobbies.

What would we all do if we actually could get other hobbies?
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Make the whole world of magic a lot better place.

What kind of magician did doug really want to be?
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A good one.. but we all know that could never happen

What would happen if we all really had skill?
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Mark Wilson, Johnny Thompson, Lance Burton and Mac King would all starve.

How much skill would it take to get even one of us in that league?
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There is not enough skill in the world to even bring us up to the level of town fool.

How much skill would it take for us to achieve the status of town fool?
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A lot more than the three of us will ever have.

Why did they never name a magic kit after Photius?
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Cause the Photius Prestidigitation Packet just did not have a fancy ring to it.

Why should they make a magic kit after Kyle and his greatness?
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Exactly, why should they.

Which magician created the narciflastic move?
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Not a very good one.

What would Kyle's magic kit be called?
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Kyle's Klutzy Krazy Klunky bag o nuttin.

Why would Kelly really like Mac King more than Kyle?
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Kelly says, "because Mac is ten times funnier"

Why is kyle crying and sulking in his own misery?
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Because he ate his dancing hamburger and now it's all gone?

Where is the best place to hide your magic tricks from Photius?
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Inside my wife's bra. Cause he ain't never getting that close. hehehehe

Where is the best place to hide a dancing hamburger?
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Same place cause Kyle ain't getting there either.

How many dancing hamburgers does it take to make a dancing magician?
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In your dancing stomach!!!
Where does Photius keep his sponge balls?
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In my square sponge pants, where else?

Why can't kyle dance?
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For the same reason he can't jump....

who is the person that Kyle cites as the greatest influence on his magical career?
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