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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts 
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Wouldn't it be easier to ask how many does he NOT sleep on the couch???
How does a man like Kyle coax his wife into joining him in the madness of this thread?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They same way he gets any woman to pay any attention to him, pure hard cash.
How many of Kyle's balls are signed?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Kyle plays golf? She signs them? I'll bet that make his putter stand up!
What do Photius and Doug do to AVOID getting killed by kyle when he comes back and reads how we have torn him up?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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All of them. Everyone wants my autograph. ok ok no one wants it but I force it on them any ways. =)
Why does Kelly put up with me?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Everyone needs a mercy case.
Why is Kyle so pitiful?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because Kelly keeps signing his balls way too hard. OUCH lol
Why is Photius so jealous of Kyle and everything he has?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Kyle has nothing and photius always wanted to take a vow of poverty.
Why does Kelly have a secret bank account?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Product of a dysfunctional upbringing?...
Where can Photius and Doug go to get their balls signed like their hero Kyle?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Photius already as tons of signed balls, doug has none
Now back to my last gag
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Kelly has a secret bank accoutn because she knows all our clients give her the check any ways.
You can get your own balls signed by a lady named Big Bertha down in Camden, NJ. You go down this dark alley and pay 30 bucks and do not ask any questions. Why do Doug and Photius want their balls signed any ways?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Like I said, Photius already has plenty of signed balls, it is doug who has no balls.
Why does Kelly send Photius a big check every month?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To keep Photius from stalking her.
Why is Kelly sharpening knives in the kitchen?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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She's thinking Arbys?
Where does Kyle run to hide from Kelly's wrath?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Cause Kelly has him chained in there until he learns to cook and he is working on cutting off one of his legs to escape.
Why is Kyle doomed as a husband?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause he was doomed frokm the moment he met this lady named kelly. lol
Why is Kyle going to get kicked in the nuts?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It is my favorite target.
How long will it take Kyle to recover from Photius's kick?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Well about three shakes of a dead lambs tail.
What will happen if Kyle decides to kick back, HARD?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Photius will send him flying back about 40 feet landing on his head.
Why did Kyle ever get into magic in the first place?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because everyone else SUCKS!!!
Why is Kyle so good?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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His magic mirror tells him so?
When is Photius going to learn he can't beat Kyle in a verbal spar?
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