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Never as he is blind to my greatness.

When will Photius stop dreaming of the lovely Kelly?
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When will pigs fly????

When will kelly get tired and turn Photius in for harrasement?
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Never as she enjoys the comedy entertainment.

Why will Kelly not let Kyle shave off his mustache?
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Milk catcher, French tickler..those things are quite utilitarian!

When will Photius realize that having a hairy face does not make him kyle's equal in her sight?
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When he finally stops staring at the dancing fruit and looks in the mirror. hehehe

Why is it so much fun to tease Photius?
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Because we're two sick puppies!

What will it take for Photius to FINALLY even up the score?
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magic4u02
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A bazooka aimed at our nuts. lol

Why won't he ever come close to that?
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Because his bazooka blew out a looooong time ago.

Does Photius religious position proscribe him from lusting after Kyle's beautiful wife?
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I don't lust after her. Look up lust.

Why is kyle's comebacks always much better than doug's?
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magic4u02
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Because I am a 2 celled organism and Doug is obviously only one celled.

Why will Photius and Kyle always have to teach Doug everything?
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He's teachable? well live and learn


Why will the magic of Kyle an Photius live forever, but the magic of doug will limp into oblivion?
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Doug has not known limpness for a long, long time!!

Why does Photius use big words like oblivian?
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Three doctoral degrees will do that to you.

What is magical about Kyle anyway?
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daffydoug
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Kyle who?

Why do we spend all our time here on the Café?
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Cause we got no place else to go, they won't let us out of our rubber rooms.


What is so magical about Kelly?
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daffydoug
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Kelly who?

When will they ban us from the Café?
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What Café?

What is so magical about the Café?
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I understand work is already underway on you, as for me and Kyle the jury is still out.


What magical entertainment most amuses Kelly (and don't answer kelly who?)
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Kyle's rising magic wand trick

Which of kelly's tricks most amuses Kyle?
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Her vanishing off to be with photius trick.

How many cups does Kyle have for his balls?
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