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magicoftomh
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I'm not touching a boys & collar joke. I respect Photius too much.

Where does Photius go for a night out with Kelly?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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We will never tell, that is our little secret.

What does Kyle dream about when he sleeps?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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Kyle dreams of hair, and talent and applause. Yet....

What does Kyle REALLY have nightmares about?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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That Kelly and Nani both really do love photius.

If Kyle is a magician , why can't he make more hair appear on his head?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He does a better job than Harris , said Nigel the puppet that Rocks...

After the vanish, where did Harris hair, re-appear?, asked Nigel.
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Larry Bean
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On Photius' face.

How can you tell when a magician is lying to his audience?
magic4u02
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Cause Photius shows up and points at you with his evil grin.

What REALLY is underneath Photius' mystery beard?
Kyle Peron

http://www.kylekellymagic.com

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http://kpmagicproducts.com

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Acne. Which at his age can be pretty embarrassing.

What do the avatars of the last five posters have in common?
Father Photius
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None of them Nani Darnell in them.


Why is it called magic when Kyle says abracadabra and something disappears, but isn't magic when he sets something down then can't find it?
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Words used for "lost objects" are not as magical.

Where does your sense of humor go?
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Father Photius
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To the Good Humor company.


Why do ventriloquist always seem to be speechless?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
harris
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A. great technique
b. trick photography
c.Some forget to trim their mustache(s)
d. great editing
e. great script writing
f. radio work (one of my earlier puppets had a spot on a weekly radio program..they never saw my lips move ..hee hee.)

Where does a 4 bit magician get his ideas?(aside..what is the difference between a 2 and 4 bit entertainer....steping back inside...hd
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius
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From an old 50 cent paperback magic book.

What did the magician load in his pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
harris
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Bad Breath.....(where are my altoids)

What do you get when you are so out of breath that you pant again?(twice that is)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius
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Two pair of pants

Why does Nigel get all the good lines?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
stoneunhinged
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Because we feel sorry for him for being named Nigel.

What do you get when you cross a magician with a pelican?
daffydoug
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I don't know, but it sure can perform a killer version of pulling fish out of a hat!

What do you get when you cross a fish with photius?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Father Photius
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A magician with a heck of a built in dark well.


Why is Kyle without his jacket like Stoneunhinged without his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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It would be like the Lone Ranger without his mask.

What button is missing from Kyle's Red Coat of Mystery?
daffydoug
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The panic button...

What do you get when you cross Houdini with Photius?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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