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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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A man of the cloth that never gets locked out of the sanctuary.
What do you get when you cross Houdini with daffydoug? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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A super breed of magician/escape artist, jester that has never been seen before, of course!
What do you get when you cross Kyle's red jacket with Photius' beard?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A badly torn up and destroyed jacket.
Why would you never be able to cross photius with houdini?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because Houdini is dead.
Why would you never be able to cross Kyle with Bob the Tomato? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because bob has better taste.
How many bumbling magicians does it take to make one Photius?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Two. One to do the show. The other to screw in the light bulb.
Why do magicians no longer wear top hats? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Somwhere along the line, they discovered that all that bunny poop in their hair was not exactly their idea of fun!
What do you get when you cross Photius with Jerry Seinfeld?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A man of the cloth who can roll a Fiat.
What kind of car does Kyle drive? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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They still let them drive after they have been released?
What do you get when you cross Kyle's red jacket with a bowl of spaghetti?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Spoiled spaghetti.
What does Kyle produce from his square circle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Nothing, he's not much of a magician.
How many times does Kelly have to call Kyle to dinner?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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As many as it takes to tear him away from locking himself in the bathroom!
What is Kyle's favorite Kelly meal?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It darn well better anything that beautiful lady sets in front of his miserable hyde.
How does Photius make a quarter vanish?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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By giving it to Kyle to prevent Kyle from kicking him in the BEEP!
What should Kyle do when he has a gig to prevent you people from going nutso?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Give up magic and stay home on the puter.
Why did Kyle wear a bunny (playboy style) suit to his wedding?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Money would be nice..... (heh, heh!)
What does Kyle use to bribe Kelly into letting off that couch?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Credit cards and shoes
Why do women love shoes so much?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They use them to kick their husbands petard.
Now back to my last gag
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Kelly likes bunnys
Why do buunies not like getting into hats?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the smell of kyle's dandruff makes them sick.
What is the 3rd greatest trick Kyle ever did?
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