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Larry Bean
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A man of the cloth that never gets locked out of the sanctuary.

What do you get when you cross Houdini with daffydoug?
daffydoug
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A super breed of magician/escape artist, jester that has never been seen before, of course!

What do you get when you cross Kyle's red jacket with Photius' beard?
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Father Photius
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A badly torn up and destroyed jacket.

Why would you never be able to cross photius with houdini?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because Houdini is dead.

Why would you never be able to cross Kyle with Bob the Tomato?
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Father Photius
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Because bob has better taste.

How many bumbling magicians does it take to make one Photius?
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magicoftomh
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Two. One to do the show. The other to screw in the light bulb.

Why do magicians no longer wear top hats?
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daffydoug
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Somwhere along the line, they discovered that all that bunny poop in their hair was not exactly their idea of fun!

What do you get when you cross Photius with Jerry Seinfeld?
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A man of the cloth who can roll a Fiat.

What kind of car does Kyle drive?
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They still let them drive after they have been released?

What do you get when you cross Kyle's red jacket with a bowl of spaghetti?
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magicoftomh
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Spoiled spaghetti.

What does Kyle produce from his square circle?
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Father Photius
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Nothing, he's not much of a magician.

How many times does Kelly have to call Kyle to dinner?
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As many as it takes to tear him away from locking himself in the bathroom!

What is Kyle's favorite Kelly meal?
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Father Photius
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It darn well better anything that beautiful lady sets in front of his miserable hyde.


How does Photius make a quarter vanish?
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magic4u02
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By giving it to Kyle to prevent Kyle from kicking him in the BEEP!

What should Kyle do when he has a gig to prevent you people from going nutso?
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Give up magic and stay home on the puter.


Why did Kyle wear a bunny (playboy style) suit to his wedding?
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Money would be nice..... (heh, heh!)

What does Kyle use to bribe Kelly into letting off that couch?
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Credit cards and shoes

Why do women love shoes so much?
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Father Photius
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They use them to kick their husbands petard.

Now back to my last gag
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Kelly likes bunnys

Why do buunies not like getting into hats?
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Because the smell of kyle's dandruff makes them sick.

What is the 3rd greatest trick Kyle ever did?
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