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Kicking Photius in the gnads

why was it funny to watch?
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They much prefer shorts

Why do rabbits love carrots so much?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
magic4u02
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Cause they dance

Why is doug sniffing markers again?
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Because when he finished, Photius crammed him into a trash can and sent him rolling down into th Los Angeles river.

Rabbits love carrots because they remind them of Kyle's nose.

How did Kyle make doug disappear?
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Flashed something Doug did not care to look at!
What do Kyle's magic and Photius' beard have in common?
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Big tony, bag of cement, river and no questions

what is the mobs favorite magician?
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Both are occupational necessities


How did Kyle finish 3rd in a magic competition that only had two entries?
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magic4u02
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Kyle did not want to hurt the others feelings and dropped out

What was Doug's first magic name
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Penelope Quamquish


What is the secret to winning magic competitions for Kyle?
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magic4u02
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Bribing all the othersand hoping they don't show up. lol

Why is Kyle just so sexy?
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Be the guy who sponsors them...

What was Kyle's bring down the house trick in his last show?
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The flaming rabbit of death trick gone horribly wrong

why doesDoug want to be like Kyle
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Because it is impossible for anyone to even come close to being like Photius


What was Kelly's greatest trick before she met Kyle?
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I want a Mr happy jacket all my own some day!

What do you get when you cross Photius with Fat Albert?
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magic4u02
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Getting people to eat her food. hehehe

Why is Kyle going to get it?
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One mean big dude, and for Kyle You skanked her food in a public forum again, won't you ever learn boy?

What is Kelly going to do to Kyle this time?
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Couch for the rest of my life

Why is Kyle going to buy a second couch?
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Just so he can have an occassional change

Why is Kyle the greatest sport on the Café?
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magic4u02
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Because he putsup with all of you lol

Why would it bea blast if weall finally met?
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Because Kyle and I have a few scores to settle with Douggie boy.


What did Kyle say to me the first time he met me?
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