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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts 
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It's wing is on the opposite side.
What's the difference between a half a rabbit and a bucket of frogs? |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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No difference. Both taste like chicken.
Why is a traffic light red?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Its embarrassed about the congestion.
What do you get if you cross a minister for the environment with a sheep? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Green Wool
What's the difference between a half a rabbit and a bucket of frogs? (for George) |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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If I knew, I wouldn't have asked....
Can you give a sentence with the word "horticulture" in it? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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You can lead a horticulture but you can't make him think.
(golden oldie) Is nothing permanent? |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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I hope not.
Why did George start this?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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He's collecting material for his new book.
What's the best way to locate a funny bone? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Exploratory surgery.
Will any royalties be paid from the book?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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No - but we will be royally shafted!
what is the title of George's book? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Pinchlines
What did the vampire say to the witch? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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You sure are a cold-blooded bi###!
What did the witch say back?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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honus Veteran user 354 Posts
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"Well, you suck!"
What do spectres eat for breakfast? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2196 Posts
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Ghoulash and bananas.
Why was the fish sad? |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Because his 'net' profish were down...
Why was the Fish Boat Capt. happy?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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He was a Pisces working for Scale.
Why did the magician run out of gold fish?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Cause he forgot to make them reappear...
Why did the pet shop go out of business?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Their Leash ran out.
What do you get when you cross a goldfish with a dachhound/sic?..(weiner dog)?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Professor Piper Special user Somewhere, out there... 770 Posts
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Really strange looking Sushi, that tastes vaguely of Oscar Meyer...
What do you get when you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?
"Nemo has been found! He was on an Admiral's Platter at Red Lobster!"
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Dinner for five.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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