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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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A great looking magician in George's hat.
What do you get if Kyle gives up magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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A world lost without any real magic. A world that ceases to be entertained. A world full of sadness and dispare because there is just nothing left to lift their spirits. A miserable world doomed for decay.
What would you get if Photius actually practiced?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A third Bouton making it big in magic. (Well 4th if you count Uncle Pete)
What kind of magic can you do on top of the Empire State Building while batting down airplanes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Big Monkey Magic.
During which trick did the monkey assist the magician? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Do as I do, when Kyle was performing.
What do you get when you cross a monkey and a rabbit? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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I don't know but it didn't want to fit in the hat and the kids wouldn't pet it.
What would happen if Photius nwas actually good at magic?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Chuck Norris would be jealous.
What would happen if Kyle was actually good at magic? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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People would faint and think hell froze over.
What would Larry do if he did not have those giant cards?
Kyle Peron
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Hide his "FUNKY" elbow behind some flowers?
How do it get so "FUNKY"? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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You would have Funky Elbow too if you had to hold those cards every single day in that avatar.
What would happen if Avatars came to life at night?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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We'd all be in BIG trouble
What do you get when you cross Photius with a popsicle?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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A guy with a sticky beard and sticks dangling from it. I call that ART.
What is the new theme for Photius' new act?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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A new Way to beat insomnia!
How would Photius fare performing his act in front of 10,000 chimpanzees?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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The Chimps would look at him and laugh and laugh and laugh.
What FINALLY made Doug put up an Avatar?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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He LOVES torturing you guys!
What would Photius say if he had to change avatars with Daffy Doug?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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OMG you have gone as red as Kyles red jacket of mystery aghhh aghhhh
What Made Doug so jealous of Kyle's red jacket that he chose that color for his avatar background?
Kyle Peron
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Doug takes fifth....
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Doug drinks the fifth.
Who put rum in the lota bowl? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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*hic* whut lota bowl?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He's always secretly wanted to be Kyle.
Why would Photius be delighted when the chimps laughed at him?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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