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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts 
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It's nice to know you got cousin's in the world?
Where would Daff stash his cash if he knew y'all were about to steal it?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He knew eventually he could provide entertainment for Kyle's kids.
What do you get when you cross Doug with a vegetable? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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A turnip that STILL wishes it had hair??
What do you get when you cross a carrot with Kyle's red jacket?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Two vegetables.
and for doug: In kyle's red jacket, cause nobody would ever put there hand in that. What are the similarities between Photius and a baboon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Actually, I don't CARROT all.
Name something red and disgusting. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Kyle
now back to my last gag
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Kyle's red jacket when he is sitting "on the throne" Peeeuwee!
Name something even more disgusting than a stinky Kyle red jacket!
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle's magic act.
Name something 9 out of 10 ogres find disgusting. |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Kyle kissing Photius!
What do Santa Clause and Kyle have in common?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A red suit. But Santa has the taste to only wear it one day of the year.
What did Kyle get in his Christmas stocking? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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A note from Santa telling him to lay off the red suits! (or his attorney would be in touch!)
What did kyle WISH for under the Christmas tree?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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To get Kelly back from Photius.
Would you rather see Kelly kissing Kyle, Photius or Santa Claus? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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To heck with Kyle....let's bring old saint Nick into the picture! That beard would be quite a challenge for her to get around!
WYR find in your Christmas stocking lint from Kyle's jacket, or beard hairs from Photius's beard?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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With the samples from Kyle's jacket, we might find a cure.
What strange things might be found in Photius' beard? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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WYR?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I'd rather not do this again.
Would you rather be humiliated several times in one group or Would you rather be forced to wear the same red jacket for years? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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I'll leave the red jacket signature to Kyle..it's his original idea, and we don't want to steal his stchick, do we? So humiliate me....I can take it... I'm macho...
WYR have all you can eat FREE at Baskin Robbins, or at the "outback Steak House"?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Oh humilated several times would be much greater than being humilated perpetually by a red jacket.
Hey this isn't the WYR thread, wake up doug! What are the similarities between Photius and a Baboon?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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We're sorry Photius..it was your idea..the baboon wins!
WYR have all you can eat FREE at Baskin Robbins, or at the "outback Steak House"?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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This is gag tag, doug, not WYR, wake up ur in the wrong thread.
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