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Macho Macho man...I'd rather eat free at Baskin Robbins...till I get brain freeze.

What do you do with a cyogenically frozen person during a long blackout?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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On 2008-04-23 23:26, photius wrote:
This is gag tag, doug, not WYR, wake up ur in the wrong thread.

Oh God, I am soooo tired....
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Let us put you into the long cryogenic sleep. You won't feel a thing, buddy. Just relax.




Good. Now that he's asleep, what shall we do to mess with Doug?
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You have to do anything to mess with doug?

Why have we been picking on Kyle when Doug is so much easier?
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At least you didn't say sleazier...
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At least you could come back with a gag.
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Larry Bean
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We pick on Kyle because of the Red Coat of Mystery. (Notice the red in a lot of avatars lately?)

Where exactly is daffydoug putting those huge bills?
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Into his specially designed jock strap topit. There's LOTS of room in it.

Why do magicians from El Paso always keep their distance from magicians from Cleveland?
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Because if the el paso magicians blow a big one (due to the food) it could get real nasty and you do NOT want to be standing to close when that happens.

Whay are magician and fart jokes pretty much the same?
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Because Cleveland is 1751.5 miles from El Paso, it is pretty easy to do.

Why would a magician in a red jacket reach for a rabbit in Stoneunhinged's hat?
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Because Kyle was hungry - and there were no more burgers.

How does Photius incorporate his beard into his magic act?
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He produces eggs and rabbits from it.

What does Photius have in common with Tom Cruise?
Father Photius
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Neither of us is in love with Rosie O'Donnel.

How many rings do you have to link to gether to make a chain that will circle Doug's head?
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72.


What do you get when you cross a Greek Orthodox priest with a John Wayne wannabe?
Father Photius
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A Pilgrim who knows where he's going, wa ha ha ha.

What do you get when you actually give photius a real act?
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A good night's sleep.

Wa ha ha ha!

What is the difference between a Greek Orthodox priest, a magician, and a sponge?
Father Photius
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Nothing, I'm all three.

What does it cost you when Photius sponges off of you?
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Whatever it is, it's gonna be very, um, painfull, knowhutimeen?

What do you get when you cross Photius with Sponge Bob Square Pants?
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A magician that swims with the fishes.

Why does Photius go Wa ha ha ha?
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Doing his JOhn Wayne impression.

Why does photius only do magic south of the border?
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